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Okay. You definitely don't know how to play this musical instruments.
你的确不知道如何演奏。一点都不会。
Yeah, no good. You want meet Ren? Yeah. Okay. What is your favorite book of all time?
是的，不会。你想见Ren？你一直想见Ren？好吧。你一直最喜欢的书是什么？
Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters by JD Salinger.
JD塞林格写的《提高屋梁，木匠》。
If you could living in any era, what would it be?
如果你能活在任何一个时代，那会是哪一个？
I always thought it would be the twenties but then
我一直认为可能二十年代吧，但后来
I realized that it's kind of easy to idealize times and forget about typhoid.
我意识到，把时间理想化，忘记伤寒是很容易的。
What is something you always travel with? A book and water.
你旅行时经常带的东西是什么？一本书和水。
If you're stuck on a deserted island, what's the one thing you couldn't live without?
如果你被困在荒岛上，有什么东西是你必不可少的？
A boat to leave that island. What's your favorite television show of all time?
一艘离开荒岛的船。你一直最喜欢的电视剧是什么？
Huff with Hank Azaria and Oliver Platt. It was two seasons. It was brilliant.
《人到中年》，这是汉克·阿扎利亚和奥利弗·普莱特主演的电视剧，只有两季，不过很精彩。
What's your favorite plot twists in any movie?
你最喜欢的电影情节转折是什么？
I love the plot twists in Planes Trains and Automobiles. Ren, come here!
我很喜欢《一路顺疯》的情节转折。Ren，快来这里！
Hi. Hi Ren. This is Ren. What a gorgeous dog. What's the first thing you did this morning?
嗨。嗨，Ren。这就是Ren。好漂亮的狗。是啊。你今天早上做的第一件事情是什么呢？
Meditated. How would you describe yourself in three words? Probably very f**king cool.
冥想片刻。你怎样用三个字来形容你自己？很可能是太酷了！
What's your favorite slang? Do you know slang is actually slang for short language?
你最喜欢的俚语是什么？你知道俚语实际上是对短语言的诽谤吗？
It's gonna… Are you gonna put that jingle ring in this… Yep. Jingle ring.
它会……你是要把那个丁丁当当响的铃铛放进去吗？……是的。丁丁当当响的铃铛。
Do you have a favorite hobby? I mean my hobbies are a little embarrassing.
你有最喜欢的爱好吗？我是说我的爱好有点尴尬。
So I would say reading. What's your favorite exercise? Jazzercise.
我要说的是阅读。你最喜欢的运动是什么？爵士健美操。
What's your spirit animal? Dragon. Serena Williams said she loved to give you a tennis lesson.
你的灵兽是什么？巨龙。威廉斯说她喜欢给你上网球课。
how do you feel about that? Yes please. A happy National Dress Of Your Pet In A Raincoat Day.
你觉得怎么样？好的啊，求之不得呢。真是一件“宠物穿雨衣节日”的喜庆服装。
Congrats, Ren. Asked me what my favorite dance movement is. What's your favorite dance move?
恭喜你，Ren。问我最喜欢的舞蹈动作是什么。你最喜欢的舞步是什么？
I'm so glad you asked that. It's just thinking… It's been practicing that for really long time.
我很高兴你这么问。只是在想问……这个动作我已经练习了很长时间了。
Impressive. Can you give me your best impression of someone famous?
令人印象深刻。你能否给我展示一个你最擅长名人模仿吗？
That's Baby More Impressive Than The Last. It's Britney, yeah. What is your go-to karaoke song?
这是《Baby More Impressive Than The Last》。布兰妮唱的歌。你最喜欢的卡拉OK歌是什么？
Tom's Diner seems like it would be a good karaoke song,
《Tom's Diner》似乎是首不错的卡拉OK歌，
just surely for the fact that you can't get it out of your head.
只是因为你无法把这首歌从你的脑海里抹去。
It's a mean karaoke song. It's a mean idea. What other song do you know all the words to?
这是一首歌词尖锐的卡拉OK歌。这个想法可不好。你还知道其他什么歌的歌词吗？
I pretty great with Happy Birthday. If you're a rap artist, what would your stage name may be?
我非常喜欢唱《生日快乐》这首歌。如果你是说唱歌手，你的艺名会是什么？
MC… M… See? Hey, Emma, I've got a question. That's Morrah Rosack.
MC……小姐……明白了吗？嘿，艾玛，我有个问题。她是Morrah Rosack。
What's the biggest surprise you've ever had? Birth. Hey Emma who's your favorite superhero?
你遇到过的最大的惊喜是什么？看到婴儿刚出生的时候。嘿，艾玛，你最喜欢的超级英雄是谁？
It's still spider-man, Petra. Hey Emma, do you have a secret talent?
还是最喜欢蜘蛛侠，Petra。嘿，艾玛，你有什么秘密天赋吗？
I can type a hundred words per minute, Rhett. Thanks, Emma. Thanks guys.
Rhett，我可以一分钟打一百个字。谢谢，艾玛。谢谢你们。
That's so… wasn't ever… We didn't plan that at all. All right, I got to one this time.
这也太……从来没有出现这种情形……我们并没有事先计划这部分。好吧，这次换我来问你了。
What's something most people don't know about you?
关于你有什么是大多数人不知道的？
I think there's a lot of things people don't know about me.
我想我有很多事情是人们都不了解的。
But that's the whole point of 73 questions, right? Yeah, it's kinda true.
但这就是73个问题栏目举办的全部意义，对吧？是啊，确实如此。
A lot of questions. Emma, if you turn to your left on this plasma TV,
还有很多问题。艾玛，向左转，在这个等离子电视屏幕上，
you'll see a man asking you a question. Hey, Emma, my baby Grand won't stop crying,
将会有一个人问你问题。嗨。Emma，我的宝贝Grand哭个不停，
What bedtime story should have read him? I Love You Forever. It's a good one. -Thank you.
有什么睡前故事应该读给他听？《我永远爱你》。这是个好主意。谢谢。
Do you have any nicknames? Well people mostly call me M and my real name is Emily.
你有什么绰号吗？人们都叫我M，我的真名是艾米丽。
Emma is actually short for that, so just please call me Emily.
艾玛其实是这个词的缩写，所以请叫我艾米丽。
If your life was a song, what would the title be? I just steal from Coldplay and say Don't Panic.
如果你的生活是一首歌，这首歌叫什么？我就借用coldplay的歌《Don't panic》来命名好了。
What's the best piece of advice you've ever received? One day at a time.
你收到过的最好的建议是什么？活在当下。
What advice would you give your teenage self? Stop with the self-tanner, it's enough.
你会给十几岁的自己什么建议？别再用晒黑乳液了，这一个建议就足够了。
What's the best gift you've ever received? A handmade rocking chair.
你收到过的最好的礼物是什么？一把手工制作的摇椅。
What's the best gift you've ever given someone? My presence is the best present.
你给过别人最好的礼物是什么？我的出席是最好的礼物。
No? I should start buying people gifts. Yeah okay. What's you worst habit?
不是吗？我应该开始给人们买礼物了。好吧，好吧。你最坏的习惯是什么？
Not great with texting people back. All right last question, question number 73.
不是经常给别人回消息。好的，最后一个问题，第73个问题。
Can you show me your best magic trick? You want a magic trick? I mean … Lay it on me.
你能给我展示你最好的魔术吗？你想玩魔术吗？我是说……展示给我看看吧。
Disappearing something? Come on that's not your best magic trick.
什么东西不见了？拜托，这不是你最好的魔术。
You don't like it? I can't be here for… Okay Emily… Thanks for coming over.
你不喜欢吗？我来可不是为了……好吧，艾米丽……多谢你能过来采访。
Thanks so much. Yeah that's great. All right. All right. Have a great day, bye bye.
太感谢了。是啊，太好了。好吧。好吧。祝你今天愉快，再见。
