Let's jump right into it.

直接开始吧

It's offical. Former NYC mayor and 14th richest man in the world

官宣 前纽约市长 世界第14富有的人

Michael Bloomberg formally entered the democratic presidential race.

迈克尔·布隆伯格正式加入民主党总统竞选

Because if there's one thing people love right now. It's billionaires.

因为如果现在有一样东西是人们喜欢的 那就是亿万富翁

We cannot get enough of them. Bloomberg's slogin is rebuild America.

我们不能得到足够的他们 布隆伯格的口号是 重建美国

Because apparently it had a much better ring to it than well, on second thought i guess i will run for president.

因为很明显 它听起来要比 我想了想 我要竞选总统啦 更好

As part of this announcement bloomberg explains that his campaign will be entirely self-funded.

在宣言中 布隆伯格表示 他的竞选活动将完全自费

He is telling voters he doesn't want their donations, which is a huge blow

他告诉选民 他不想要他们的捐款 这严重打击了

to all of those people who love giving their hard-earned money to mega rich wall street c.e.o.s.

所有那些把辛苦赚来的钱捐给超级富豪华尔街CEO的人们

Now bloomberg made his fortune by starting a media corporation

布隆伯格通过创办一家媒体公司发了财

and over the weekend his news division announced they will not investigate bloomberg or any other Democrat in the race,

上周末 他的新闻部门宣布 他们不会调查布隆伯格或竞选中的任何其他民主党人

which explains why donald trump announced today that he will now be running as a democrat.

这也解释了为什么唐纳德·特朗普今天宣布他将以民主党的身份参加竞选

Even though he's late to the race, a lot of experts say that bloomberg has a real chance to get the nomination and it just goes to show you,

尽管布隆伯格在竞争中已经落后 很多专家都说布隆伯格确实有机会获得提名 这说明

all you need to become president in this free democracy is a billion dollars

在这个自由民主的国家 成为总统只需要10亿美元

and complete control of a media conglomerate and you're fine.

完全控制一个媒体集团 你就可以了

Meanwhile president Trump visits the White House today welcoming a special visiter, Conan the hero dog.

与此同时 特朗普总统今天访问白宫 欢迎一位特殊的访客 英雄犬柯南

You remember Conan, from a recent overseas military rate,

还记得柯南吗 它参加了最近的一次海外军事行动

there is Conan with president Trump and vice president Pence.

这是柯南和特朗普总统和彭斯副总统的合照

Look how big trump is smiling. Look at that.

看川普笑的多欢 看看

He's just really excited to finally have a visit from someone who can't testify against him.

他真的很兴奋 终于有一个不能作证的人来拜访他了

The dog was given a medal and a plaque or as conan the dog calls it a chew toy and another chew toy.

这只狗被授予了一枚奖章和一块牌匾 或者按照柯南狗狗的说法 它得到了一个咀嚼玩具和另一个咀嚼玩具

He was actually so well behaved during the oval office appearance that mike pence gave him a treat afterwards.

实际上 他在椭圆形办公室露面时表现得很好 后来迈克·彭斯还请他吃了一顿

Not the dog, donald trump.

不是狗 而是川普

You are a good boy. You are a good boy, yes, you are. Yes, you are.

你真乖 乖孩子 你是个乖孩子

Moving on. Here's a crazy story out of Germany. Early this morning

继续 这有一条来自德国的疯狂的故事 今天早上早些时候

Thieves successfully robbed a museum and got away with a record 1.1 billion dollars in jewels.

盗贼们成功地抢劫了一家博物馆 盗走了价值11亿美元的珠宝

Police say to be on the lookout for anyone carrying 1.1 billion dollars in jewels.

警方称正在寻找任何携带价值11亿美元珠宝的人

The jewel thieves are considered armed and roguishly dashing.

他们认为那些珠宝窃贼全副武装 而且很调皮捣蛋

Her's the thing. You have got to appreciate a good old-fashioned jewel heist.

事情是这样的 你一定会喜欢老式的珠宝抢劫案

Criminals today, they're always on their computers, they're hacking stuff and stealing data.

当今的罪犯 他们总是在他们的电脑上 他们盗取东西和窃取数据

Isn't it just nice to see someone actually get out the house and steal something real for once?

看到有人从房子里出来偷点真东西不是很好吗

It's lovely. And finally we wanted to tell but this.

这很棒 最后我们想说的是

A woman in argentina recently rescued an abandoned kitten

阿根廷一名妇女最近救助了一只被遗弃的小猫

only to learn two months later that her new pet was actually a wild mountain lion.

两个月后才知道她的新宠物其实是一只野生美洲狮

The woman became suspicious when the kitten brought home a full-sized antelope.

当这只小猫把一只大羚羊带回家时 这名妇女起了疑心

She was happy when the kitten took care of her mouse problem.

小猫解决了她的老鼠问题 这让她很高兴

She was a little concerned after it also took care of her loud neighbor problem.

它也解决了她吵闹邻居的问题 她有点担心

The woman had to give the mountain lion away to an animal rescue facility

这名妇女不得不把美洲狮交给一家动物救助机构

but the good news is she's already adopted this brand new puppy.

但好消息是她已经收养了这只新的小狗