This one's for Hugo. So, Sarah told me how much that you care about family history.
这个是给雨果的。莎拉告诉过我你有多在乎家族历史。
So I was gonna get you one of those DNA testing kits.
所以我要给你拿一个DNA测试盒。
But then I thought what about instead if I took a sample of your DNA, delivered it to an underground lab.
但后来我想，不如我取了你的DNA样本，把它送到一个地下实验室。
And then I had to seduce grandma, Betsy, you know, to cross-reference the DNA.
然后我不得不引诱贝特西祖母，你知道的，交叉引用DNA。

And then I spent three weeks in France, trying to locate your half-brother Claude.
然后我在法国待了三个星期，试图找到你同父异母的弟弟克劳德。
I hire this nice guy, Yuri, who helped me kidnap Claude, silence, and brought him here today. Merry Christmas.
我雇了个不错的人，他叫尤里，帮我绑架了克劳德，让他闭嘴，然后今天把他带到了这里。圣诞快乐。
Don't overthink it this Christmas. Sorry.
今年圣诞节不要想太多。对不起。
Chilly's. Gift responsibly.
尽在Chilly's。挑选可靠的礼物。