Welcome aboard the 7:32 train to Waterloo.
欢迎搭乘本列七点三十二分开往滑铁卢的列车。
Congratulations to all you've made the effort to go to work today on this cold, dark Monday morning,
恭喜你们大家在今天这阴冷的星期一早上成功爬出门上班，
which is officially the most depressing day of the year.
今天绝对是本年度最让人压抑的一天。
So, congratulations to you, yeah? Big-ups! Nice one! Wicked!
所以恭喜你们大家啦。太棒了！干得好！好棒棒！
Come on, guys. Cheer up! There is five days to the weekend. Yeah!
大家伙，开心点嘛！再五天就周末了。耶！
Five days seven hours twelve minutes two seconds -- you count it, not me.
五天又七小时十二分两秒--这是你们数的，可不是我喔。
This is the fast service to London Waterloo, so we should get to know each other quite quickly.
这是开往伦敦滑铁卢火车站的快车，所以我们应该赶快互相认识一下。
My name is George. I like swimming, hip-hop music, also like gherkins in my burgers. Little trivia for you all.
我叫乔治。我喜欢游泳、嘻哈音乐，还喜欢汉堡里面加腌黄瓜。让你们知道一下。

Ladies and gentlemen, hospital radio's loss is your gain this morning.
女士们先生们，医院广播听不到的，今天早上让你们赚到啰。
I'll call Raven. London Waterloo.
我会打给雷文。伦敦滑铁卢。
We are now arriving at Broadstairs. Please note that this station doesn't have a lift.
我们即将抵达布罗德斯泰站。请注意本站并没有电梯。
But it does have broad stairs, though.
不过它倒是有很宽的楼梯。
Does anybody want to transfer? Thank you.
有人要转车的吗？谢谢。
Hands up if you chose between snooze or shower this morning.
如果你今天早上有在赖床和冲澡之间犹豫的，请举手。
Ten green bottles sit... Why am I the only one singing?
十个绿瓶子摆在... 为什么只有我在唱？
To the left you'll see a park, where I like to take my dog. He's called "Fetch."
你们往左手边会看到一座公园，我很喜欢带我的狗去那。我的狗叫Fetch。
Poor thing doesn't know whether he's coming or going.
这个可怜的家伙总是不知道自己该过来还是走开。
This is a customer announcement.
各位乘客请注意。
Will the man with the yellow Lycra please tone it down as there's a few passengers that aren't fully awake here?
穿黄色莱卡运动服的老兄可以低调点吗，有些乘客还没完全醒过来呢。
Thank you all for traveling with me.
感谢大家的搭乘。
And thank you all for making my morning such a good one! I hope you had a good one, too.
也谢谢你们让我的早晨这么美好！希望你们今天早上也很开心。
Respect, brother. Have a nice one, lovely. Have a great day.
再见，老兄。祝你有美好的一天，美女。祝你有开心的一天。