ey, I have some exciting news. I got waxed.
嘿，有一个激动人心的消息要告诉你们，我被上蜡了Q7O;R]C.Ui_4nCb)%bB。
Starting tomorrow, a wax figure of me will be on display at MOhammad Tussaud's Hollywood.
从明天开始，我的蜡像将在默罕默德·图索的好莱坞进行展览X89+|H%IwXEn3TWh@。
Thank you very much. Thank you.
非常感谢，谢谢u+H)j3uAS|UWz_49Q.。
They have something called the Jimmy Kimmel Live Experience.
他们有一个叫做“吉米鸡毛秀”的节目~!kr48Vkd476d。
We decided to have Jimmy Kimmel experience here too at our show.
我们决定让“(蜡像版)吉米·坎摩尔”也来参加我们的节目yuA|e#%O=sA。
We brought wax me into our office and we put it in strange places around the building to surprise my co-workers with special emphasis on my cousin Mickey.
我们把蜡像带到办公室，把它放在大楼周围一些奇奇怪怪的地方，给同事们一个惊喜，特别是我的表姐米基G^!by+ytO!AWt)。
So please watch.
所以，敬请观看be]15!KcY#+。
Oh, god.
哦，天哪！
Oh, ~
哦！~
Oh, my God.
哦，天哪！
Oh~my~God.
哦~天~哪！
Oh, my God.
哦，天哪！
Oh, my God. He's watching us.
哦，天哪！他在看着我们HCczA!J*NywTd7Qy8n。
Oh, Jesus. My God! Oh, my God. I love him, but he keeps scaring me.
哦，上帝9Cy[%)70ib。天哪！哦，天哪！我爱他，但他一直吓我jgs+e@uh_MC-0^V。
It is so insane. But so cute. Oh, my God.
这太疯狂了，但是他太可爱了11uk!@w|ZQUfT。哦，天哪N6voAE0R4RU^LY49vD8Z。
Oh, my God! The guy is scaring me. Oh, my God! I'm going to get a heart attack.
哦，天哪！这家伙吓到我了*D%ejv46ZLJ。哦，天哪！心脏病要被吓出来了Xf_Jbqgdd[(cs*&。
Jimmy!
吉米！

I'm just going to stand here. So whatever happens.
我就站在这里，看看会发生什么Xm!syv),2&a-f@y。
Jesus. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! God. You guy are~ Oh, my God!
上帝[My)N%RtcMM。哦，天哪！哦，天哪！天哪，你这家伙~哦，天哪！
Oh, my God! You guys are nuts.
哦，天哪！你们真是疯了8^usR0Ut9pV]oqIQV=]。
It's so bizarre. It is so crazy. Okay. Come on, Jimmy.
太怪异了jXW|ykjejaxU6+6.。太疯狂了oQ|%!4_vfz=。好吧，来吧，吉米rua#(g#];i3v_。
Oh, my God. That is so~ Oh, my God. That is so~ Oh, my God. That is so~
哦，天哪！太~ 哦，天哪！太~ 哦，天哪！太~
Did you know it was me every time? We don't even have a wax figure.
你知道吗，每次都是我？根本没有蜡像dc~sFmTsql-U。
What? Are you serious?
什么？你在开玩笑吗？
No. I'm sorry. We had to do it.
是的，抱歉，我们不得不这样做&;G1X]kM^y(@0=+n#IJ。
Oh, wow. Look at Mickey and her friend.
喔！哇哦！来看看米基和她的朋友.PP&Gm15_MB。
Sorry, Mick. Are you guys getting to know each other?
抱歉，小米，你们互相认识了吗？
What?
什么？
Never mind. I hope you have many wonderful conversations together.
没什么，希望你们能有很多愉快的交流Gr.vHi,+[2cV|&Rf,。
Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢s(5zv%Hjub3hg_L9R5。谢谢M6+@v9Z6_#。
That's my cousin Mickey, everyone.
大伙儿，这是我的表姐米基WFa2H~0ho_X,T+@kAl~。