Let's get right into it. There's been a major development in the impeachment inquiry against president trump.
直接开始吧 针对川普总统的弹劾调查取得了重大进展
Last night, two Ukrainian associates of Rudy Giuliani-- you know, the president's personal lawyer-- well, they were arrested.
昨晚 总统的私人律师鲁迪朱利亚尼的两位同伙被捕
The two had been subpoenaed to testify in front of congress but they were apprehended at the airport while trying to flee the country.
这两人曾被传唤到国会作证 但他们在试图逃离美国时在机场被逮捕
The men have been advised to get themselves a good lawyer. Which immediately rules out Rudy Giuliani.
有人建议这俩人给自己找个好律师 这立即将鲁迪·朱利安尼排除在外
The Ukrainian Giuliani associates were hired to dig up dirt on joe biden.
乌克兰事件朱利安尼的同伙被雇来挖乔·拜登的丑事
By the way, "ukrainian giuliani associate" is my brand new vocal warm-up.
顺便说一下 乌克兰事件朱利安尼的同伙 是我全新的热身音乐
i was doing it right behind the couch.
我就在沙发的后面做的
"ukrainian giuliani associate." ukrainian giuliani associate is being played by benedict cumberbatcch.
乌克兰事件朱利安尼的同伙 乌克兰事件朱利安尼的同伙 由卷福扮演
It seems like a bad development for the president, but trump actually claims this is good news.
这对总统来说似乎是个坏消息 但特朗普实际上称这是好消息
He was like, "see! I told you i never pressured ukraine to investigate Joe Biden!
他说 看吧 我告诉过你 我从来没有强迫乌克兰调查乔·拜登
I pressured Rudy Giuliani to pressure these guys to pressure Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden." i'm fine.
我向鲁迪·朱利安尼施压 迫使他们向乌克兰施压 要求乌克兰调查乔·拜登 所以我没事
Meanwhile, the president is so worried about a possible impeachment trial in the republican controlled senate,
与此同时 总统非常担心共和党控制的参议院可能会进行弹劾审判
that trump is apparently calling majority leader Mitch Mcconnell three times a day.
以至于特朗普每天给多数党领袖米奇·麦康奈尔打三次电话
I can't believe i'm saying this, i feel bad for Mitch Mcconnell. Three phone calls a day?
真不敢相信我会这么说 我为米奇·麦康奈尔感到难过 一天打三个电话
It's enough to make Mitch Mcconnell withdraw into his turtle shell and hide.
这足以让米奇·麦康奈尔退缩到龟壳里躲起来
But i think this is really starting to get to trump.
但我认为特朗普真的开始受到影响了

Because in a series of tweets this morning, the president lashed out at, of all things, fox news.
在今天早上的一系列推特中 总统对很多事情大发雷霆 包括福克斯新闻
He tweeted, Fox news doesn't deliver for us anymore. It is so different than it used to be. Oh well, i am the president!
他说 福克斯新闻不再为我们报道了 它和过去已经大不同了 奥我是总统啊
Coincidentally, "oh well i'm president!" was actually the original draft of trump's inauguration speech. Oh well, i am the president!
巧的是 奥我是总统啊 实际上就是川普就职演讲的原稿 奥我是总统啊
Moving on, the popular ride share app Uber is launching a new service that will let users find rides that allow animals.
接着看 广受欢迎的拼车应用优步推出了一项新服务 它可以让用户找到允许动物乘坐的车辆
They're calling it "uber pet."
他们给他取名为优步宠物
So at least when you get into one of these ubers, there's a reason it's covered in hair and smells disgusting.
所以 当你进入其中一个优步车时 你会知道车里覆盖着头发 闻起来很恶心会至少有一个原因
It costs three to five extra dollars to ride with your pet, or 10 to 12 extra dollars if you're one of those weird snake guys.
和你的宠物一起骑车要多花3到5美元 如果你是那种喜欢养蛇的人 要多花10到12美元
"can you take a right?" thank you. Imagine being able to ride in an uber with your pet.
你能向右转吗 谢谢 想象一下 你可以和你的宠物一起乘坐优步车
Just think how adorable it will be watching your dog also struggle to put on headphones to avoid small talk with the driver.
想想看 当你看着你的狗狗努力戴上耳机以避免和司机闲聊时 那该有多可爱
And finally, we wanted to tell you about this, a family vacationing in south Carolina found an interesting package floating in the water just off the beach.
最后 我们想让你看看这个 一个在南卡罗莱纳州度假的家庭发现了漂浮在海滩的水面上的一个有趣的包裹
They took it back to their rental home, they opened it up and they found 44 pounds of cocaine.
他们把它带回到租来的房子里 打开后发现了44磅的可卡因
I mean, i've heard of sea-weed but "ocean coke" is a new one.
我听说过海草 但是海上的可卡因是闻所未闻
44 pounds of cocaine. But the dad did the right thing.
整整44磅的可卡因啊 但是这位父亲做了正确的事情
He immediately went to the police and handed over 43 pounds of cocaine.
他立即去了警察局 上交了43磅可卡因
The family said they have no idea who's responsible for the giant cocaine stash, but they did notice this guy hanging around the beach.
这家人说 他们不知道是谁藏了这么多可卡因 但他们确实注意到这个家伙在海滩上闲逛