(单词翻译:单击)
And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite "That Was Cold" responses from you guys.
接下来和大家分享一些“这很冷”主题的网友回复。
This first one's from @NatalieSchuyler. She says, I was at the DMV getting my new license picture taken.
第一个来自@NatalieSchuyler，她说我那天去车观局重新照证件照。
The DMV lady looked at it for a few seconds and said Aw, sweetie, do you want to try again?
车观局的女士看了我几秒钟说，啊亲爱的，想再来一遍吗？
Yeah, you do. This one's from edjervisUK. EdjervisUK? Ed Jervis. Yeah.
哦哦，真的，这个来自edjervisUK，EdjervisUK？爱德·杰瓦斯，没错。
UK Ed Jervis. So, it's like Ed Jervis. Right, so he's not US Ed Jervis. Ed Jervis?
英国的爱德·杰瓦斯，很像是爱德·杰瓦斯，没错，所以他不是美国的爱德·杰瓦斯，爱德·杰瓦斯？
Right. This is edjervisUK. This is Edward Jervis. Are you sure it's not Ed Jervis Uk?
好吧，来自edjervisUK，是爱德华·杰瓦斯，你确定不是爱德·杰瓦斯英国？
It's Ed Jervis Uk. Okay. He says, After my pregnant wife and explained to our two-year-old daughter
是是爱德·杰瓦斯英国，好吧，他说我和怀孕的妻子给2岁的女儿解释，
that her new baby sister was in Mummy's belly, she looked over at me and said Baby in Daddy's belly, too? Oh, snap!
你的妹妹在妈妈的肚子里，她看着我说，婴儿也在爸爸的肚子里？哦哦，老天。
No, sweetie, beer is in Daddy's belly. This is from Abby Lampe. It's probably Abby Lamp, but..Right, but Lamp with an E.
不是亲爱的，啤酒在爸爸的肚子里，这个来自艾比·兰佩，或许是艾比·灯，没错，但灯加了一个E。
It was Lamp with an E, so I thought it was cuter Abby Lampe. Yeah. You know, also, it ha a sort of alliteration to it. Yeah. Abby Lampe.
灯加了一个E，所以我认为艾比·兰佩更逗趣，没错，或许还有头韵呢，艾比·兰佩。
She says, When I asked my mom how long I should cook a 25 pound turkey,
她说当我问我妈一个25磅的烤鸡要烤多久后，
she told me that she didn't think I had enough friends to use up a 25 pound turkey. Oh!
她告诉我说，我认为你没有那么多朋友去吃一个25磅烤鸡，哦哦。
That's cold! That's cold! That was cold! Cold-blooded. Ice cold!
这个很冷，这个冷，太冷了，冷血的，冰冷！
This one is @hanbagwilton1. Handbagwilton1. Not handbag. Hanbag. Ham bag? Hanbag. No D. No, so han, HAN.
这个来自@hanbagwilton1，@hanbagwilton1，不是手提包，是Hanbag，火腿袋？是Hanbag，是D，是han。
Han. Hanbag. Hanbag? Yeah. She says, A kid said to me, I love your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?'
Hanbag，Hanbag？没错，她说一个小孩曾对我说，我喜欢你的头发，你是怎么让它从鼻孔出来的？
Ooh! Snap! Oh. This one's from @Leenie8791. Oh. Little Leenie. Leenie, Leenie.
哦哦，来天，这个来自@Leenie8791，小李妮，李妮，李妮。
She said, The night before I left for college, my dad said, Truly, the best part of you going so far away to school
她说在我去上大学的前一个晚上，我父亲说真的，去这么远上学的真正意义是，
is that you can come up with a whole new personality. He didn't mean nothing. Slam.
你可以有不一样的性格，他其实啥都没说，一嘴巴、
Cold-blooded. This one is from @Stephenpoirier1. Poirier? What's that? It's French? Yeah. POIRIER. Oh, yeah.
冷血的，这个来自@Stephenpoirier1，波里尔？这是啥？法语吗？POIRIER，没粗。
Poirier. Poirier. Un! Stephen Poirier. Un. Un. Yeah. Yeah. Stephenpoirier1.
波里尔，波里尔，史蒂芬·波里尔，嗯，嗯，没错，Stephenpoirier1。
He says, A waitress recently asked if I wanted the senior discount. I'm 35. Oh! Cold-blooded.
他说一名女服务员近日询问我是否需要老人折扣，我才35岁，哦哦，冷血的。
That was cold, man! Ice world. This one's from @tdeur7. Alright.
这个很冷，冰冷的世界，这个来自@tdeur7，没错。
They aren't fake. These are real things. Yeah, no. So, there's probably six other tdeurs. Yeah, this is the seventh one.
这不是假的，这些是真的，没错，或许有其他六个tdeur，没错，这是第七个。
He says, My son refused to mess up his hair by wearing a hat on a cold day.
他说我的儿子拒绝冬天戴帽子，因为这样会影响头发。
He looked at my receding hairline and said, I'm going to enjoy it while I still have it.
他看着我退去的发际线说，我要好好享受有头发的时光。
This one's from lcapes26. Oh. La capes. La capes.
这个来自lcapes26，哦，拉卡佩斯，拉卡佩斯。
She says, An Uber driver was trying to find me in a crowd. He called me and asked, Is that you in the white leggings?
她说一名优步司机试图在人群中找到我，他打电话给我问，你是穿着白色打底裤吗？
I wasn't wearing leggings. It was just my legs. I'm Irish! Come on! I'm Irish!
我没有穿打底裤，就是我的腿，我是爱尔兰人，来吧，爱尔兰人。
White leggings. White leggings. Ouch. This one's from @WonderfulwomanK. Oh.
白色打底裤，白色打底裤，哦哦，这个来自@WonderfulwomanK，哦。
She says, When I was 10, I was helping out at a school event with little kids, and I asked a girl how old she was.
她说当我10岁时，我在一个学校活动中帮助小孩子，我询问一名女孩多大了。
She turned to her mom and asked how old she was. Her mom said two. Then the little girl turned to me and said, Two, stupid.
她专项她的妈妈，问她多大了，她的妈妈说两岁，之后小女孩转过身说，两岁，傻子。
Two, stupid. Yeah. This last one's from @OtherMan. Oh. Mm. Oh... That's a little shady.
两岁，啥子，没错，最后一个来自@OtherMan，哦哦，嗯嗯，这个有点阴暗。
Yeah, a little shade on that one. You get a tweet from the OtherMan? Yeah. Ooh, look out. OtherMan.
没错，有点阴暗哦，你接收过“OtherMan”给你的推特吗？小心点OtherMan。
He says, It's been awhile since I'd been to the doctor and he asked me if I'd lost weight.
她说我有一段时间没去看医生了，他询问我是否减重了。
Before I could answer, he looked at my chart and said Oh, that's a no.
在我回答之前，她看了看我的记录，然后说哦没有。
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