Now last night on the show I posted this photo on Instagram,
昨晚在节目中我在Instagram上发布了这张照片
you can see it's me and the lovely Anna Kendrick hanging out, making a salad, you know, regular cool people stuff.
是我和迷人的安娜·肯德里克闲逛 制作沙拉 特别酷
But I love this picture. I really do.
我喜欢这张照片 真不错
But I was stuck on what the caption should be.
但是我很纠结配文
But luckily I got thousands of suggestions from you at home.
幸运的是 我在家里收到了上千条建议
We post this last night, we had like 50,000, 50,000 captions that it should be
我们昨晚发布了这个帖子 我们应该收到了5万，5万条配文
and we thought we would share some of my favorites with you here tonight.
我们想今晚和大家在这里分享一些我最喜欢的文字
This is the late late captions.
这是最后一条
OK, so captions—so this is the first one from @Bethanyfaith18 she put the caption
好吧 这条说明是- 所以第一条来自@ Bethanyfaith18 她说
when I want McDonald's but my mom says we got food at home.
当我想要吃麦当劳的时候 妈妈说我们在家里吃吧
You hate it when your mom used to say that.
当你妈妈这么说 你很讨厌
We can't, we've got food at home, James.
詹姆斯 我们不能去 我们家里有食物
My mom once said to me, did you ever do that thing, our fridge was always open at home.
我妈妈曾经对我说过 是你干的吗 我们家冰箱门总是开着
And me and my dad were like just eating, just, slices of ham out of the fridge.
而我和我爸爸就像刚吃完冰箱里的火腿一样
And we were like, and my mom, I promise you, genuinely she meant this, came into the kitchen, I don't know.
我们就像 我妈妈 我向你保证 她真的是这个意思 跑厨房去
I buy all this food and all you lot do is eat it.
我买了所有这些食物 而你所做的就是吃完
Okay. This next one is from dimphyvangenderen and he put when bae says I cooked and it's a ...salad.
好的 接下来来自dimphyvangenderen 当他说 我准备了饭菜 结果是莎拉
@harlotofgehenna just wrote marriage.
@harlotofgehenna只写了婚姻

Imagine if we read a story that harlotofgehenna just actually stabbed her husband last night and this was all just a—
想象一下 如果我们读到一个故事 哈罗菲尔格纳昨晚真的刺伤了她的丈夫 这只是一个 -
This next one we is from @Aubrie Grace 19 and she wrote when a guy says the kitchen is where you belong.
接下来我们来看Aubrie Grace 19 她写的是 当一个男人说厨房就是你该呆的地方时
That's right. Ooh indeed. Not on my watch this is, no way.
那就对了 哦 的确如此 不在我的手表上 这是不可能的
@Ruhnarkay put #damn those biceps, James.
@Ruhnarkay写道 天哪 那些二头肌 詹姆斯rh3NkCb7epNAUkG1Xo]。
I wish that was true. That is a good hashtag though.
我希望是真的 这是一个很好的说明
I'm just saying. If you want to get it out there.
我只是说 如果你不想紧张
And then this one from @Sollifossum cut right to the chase and put stop smiling or I cut your weiner off. Straight to the point.
然后这个来自Sollifossum 开门见山 别笑了 否则切断你的香肠 开门见山V!%~N_oEw2。