Now Aaron I was reading about you say, is this true you have a super human power? I do.
艾伦 我听说 你有超能力 是真的吗 没错
Tell everyone what it is.
跟我们讲讲吧
I have a super power. It's not useful. But it's amazing.
我有一种超能力 它没什么用处 但是很神奇
It's absolutely for real.
绝对是真的
When I walk underneath or drive underneath a street lamp that street lamp goes out more frequently than it does for a normal person.
我走路或者开车经过路灯的时候 灯会比其他人经过时熄灭的快
Even if you drive? Yes.
开车也这样吗 对
There's a name for it and I can't remember the name. Sorkinitis.
这个超能力有个名字 但我忘记了 叫Sorkinitis
Yes. It's a real thing.
对 是真的

Do you ever use it for romance?
你有没有把它用在谈恋爱上
Do you ever say... Are you ever with a woman and go, do you know what, if that light goes out we should kiss.
比如 你有没有跟女生约会的时候 说 如果这盏灯熄了 我们来接吻吧
That's so smart. I wish I had that. I wish I had done that.
你太聪明了 我倒是希望自己那么做过
What usually would happen is the light would go out and I'd say did you see that? That wasn't me.
但一般都是 灯熄了 我说 你看到了吗 不是我干的
And they go yeah, we're never dating again.
然后女生说 嗯 我们不要再见面了