那些舞会糗事
日期:2019-05-20 10:23

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Now, I thought I would share some of my favorite prom fails from you guys.
接下来和大家分享一些我最喜欢的舞会糗事uie)ztTrAL-RHgNTqg
Here we go. This first one is from @bigheadbenny13.
第一个来自@bigheadbenny13ye)9o7fAxsWV6ZB
He says, My friend used a text message signature that was his initials, J.K.
他说我的朋友发短信时一直用名字的缩写“JK”h+!#@Yu_+HPG
When he texted his crush asking her to go to prom, she responded, Thank God you're kidding.
当他给女朋友发短信说邀请她去舞会时,她的回答是“感谢上帝你只是在开玩笑”]J+o[d7&k(g9@N%Zkt9
Yeah. Yeah, that's me, J.K. This one's from @King Finesser. He says, My date and I each accidentally booked a limo.
没错,没错,是我,JK,这个来自@King Finesser,他说我和对象无意中定了一个豪华轿车#P)V~J%,yKBiOTEv
We found out too late to cancel and we didn't want to waste our money so we ended up taking our own separate limos to the prom.
发现时已没法取消了,我们不想浪费钱,所以我们各自乘坐了一辆高级轿车去了舞会现场^%F%9.vvqQ
Why not? Come on. Open the sunroof and just hold hands.
为什么不?来吧,打开天窗,牵着我的手o]ccXcu*DF*DGl_YiJ
Talk to each other. Yeah, hold hands. Yeah, exactly. This one's from @andreawinning. Winning.
和对方说话,没错,牵着手,没错,正是如此,这个来自@andreawinning,赢下2)t1AI@CHI[t(15
She says, My school rented the state aquarium for our prom but a week before,
她说我的学校租用了一个国家海洋馆为我们举办舞会,但就在一周前,
there's a chemical mix up and all the fish died.
出现了一种化学混合器,所有的鱼都死了zGbiZIM9tpGX=agg^
We still had prom there but all the tanks were empty. At least they were empty. Bad photos. Yeah, that's true.
我们依然举行了舞会,但是所有鱼缸都空了,至少它们是空的,不好看的照片,没错^!M+%h9&*IE7[Xde+X
This one is from @AndreaJ36434846. Wait. AndreaJ36843645. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.
这个来自@AndreaJ36434846,等一下,安德里亚J36843645,没错,不不不ghP@AQimySSUx#OR48
36434846. Oh, okay. I don't know her. She says, My prom dress zipper broke during dinner.
36843645,好吧,我不认识她,她说我的舞会裙子拉链在吃午餐时坏了=|og,=zEw%pM=x&ql
I was stuck in the bathroom half naked until someone brought me a grinch onesie to wear.
我被困在洗手间里一半赤裸,直到有人给我了一件绿毛怪格林奇连身衣F6)#1_#twCaTNkf%(
Look at this. That's a real photo. Look at this.
看看这个,看看真照片,看看这个vP@_AYW=hZ+2J9DuW
Who has that? Who has that? Who had that with them?
这是谁?衣服是谁穿的?是谁穿的衣服?
I love that someone just brought a Grinch onesie to prom.
我喜欢有人在舞会上带格林奇的连身衣r[OIlQoiqgiyT)H(6

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This one's from @mlblazez. She says, Our prom was held at a venue with floor to ceiling windows.
这个来自@mlblazez,她说我们的舞会举办场地有落地窗_v2piD;BVTEQH4%z).J
So, parents who arrived early to pick up their kids just stood outside staring at us like we were zoo animals.
早到的父母驻足在窗户外等待接孩子,他们注视着孩子就像在动物园h@mWZ;y]71A9StSPAEG
Watch your hand there, buddy. This one's from @mandybynature. Ooh.
小心你的手兄弟,这个来自@mandybynature,哦哦4X;!&QKmN).o
She says, The junior prom was always in a really nice building, but one year it wasn't available in time for prom.
她说初中舞会举办地是一栋很棒的建筑,但有一年因为时间的原因无法举办舞会8F]Y^qxx78v[zPi8t
So, the school rented out a shopping center strip club and had to remove the poles.
所以学校出租了一个购物中心的脱衣舞俱乐部,但必须把棍子挪走1dU_8-@&79I
Oh. And wipe it down. Don't put out a black light. No.
哦哦,必须擦干净,不要关闭长波紫外光,不不BzF9ZyB9xYZin1Fy(d
From all the...Yeah, from all the...They probably shot a lot of CSIs at that place.
从所有的,从所有的...他们或许在那里放映了许多《犯罪现场调查》剧集Aa,0%q_F&v;DZ
You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I understand what you're saying.
你知道我啥意思吧,没错,我知道你在说啥~9fdsJ6r2t8pZ
Yeah. Yeah. You're saying, they did a lot of...they probably rent it out for film or TV.
没错,我知道,他们做了许多,他们或许将这里出租放映电影或是电视4UCc4,R~WMPB^S5sb
Yeah. Film and TV work. You know what I mean? So, there's a lot of splatter marks on the wall.
没错,电影或是电视剧,你知道吧?所以墙上应该都是飞溅的痕迹[K_|p+.21_;[
Fake blood. Things like that. This one's from @stephaniecwilliams.
假血等等,这个来自@stephaniecwilliamsa8lLEN*PGfz
She said, I passed out on the field during prom photos. Can we zoom in? That's a mid pass out.
她说我在舞会照相时晕倒在了田径赛场,我们能放大吗?中间部位摔倒|0nF=#)~lz)yGjVj3
This one is from @NewsomScoob. Ooh. @NewsomScoob.
这个来自@NewsomScoob,哦哦NewsomScoobpBmRI*D^[Rz
He says, It was clear our DJ looked at our prom as a chance to advertise because he kept shouting things into the mic like,
他说很明显我们的DJ将舞会看成了做广告的机会,因为他一直在麦克风里说这样的话,
Available for frat parties, after parties, and barbecues!
场地可供兄弟会,舞会后派对和烧烤会餐!
This last one's from @RyanBartholomee. He says, When you are homeschooled and the only girl in your school is your sister,
最后一个来自@RyanBartholomee,他说当你在家接受教育时,学校唯一的女生是你的姐姐,
you are destined for a #PromFail. Oh. There you have it. Those are our Tonight Show Hashtags.
你注定要过上“舞会失败”的生活,这就是今晚的今夜秀标签#O;1G~j8Hbg|E
To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
为了了解更多精彩内容,请登录tonightshow.com/hashtagsDR2444^mSr

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