Here are some things that I made that I am actually selling.

我又出了一些新产品在卖

I got these done just in time for the holidays.

专门在节日前赶出来的

We have got some women's body shorts that are so cute, and they have little lights all over them-- little holiday lights.

我们有女士身体裤 很可爱 上面有各种灯光圈 节日小光圈

They're-- what? Boy shorts. What'd I say? Body shorts.

什么？女士平角裤 我说的啥？女士身体裤

They're women's boy shorts, they're not body shorts.

是女士平角裤 不是身体裤

Although I can call them whatever I want. I made them.

不过我想咋叫就咋叫 毕竟是我做的

It's kind of a weird saying that women's boy shorts and see it-- what is it?

叫女士平角裤感觉怪怪的 啥意思？

Women's? Boys? What is it? So I say a body short.

女士？平角？什么鬼？所以我说的是身体裤

It's covered in holiday lights, and you don't have to untangle these.

上面有很多节日小光圈 还不需要整理

Also, I made these.

我还做了这些

I don't make men's girl shorts, but I do have these boxer shorts right here.

我没做男士的女士平角裤 不过我有这种四角裤

Also, they cover up your jingle bells.

它还能包住你们的小铃铛

They keep your chestnuts warm, you know?

能帮助你们的栗子保暖 知道吧

Your North Pole, if you know what I mean.

你们的北极点 如果你懂的话

Also, I have some matching socks right here and for your mistletoes.

这儿还有一些配套的袜子 可以装你们的圣诞幸运枝哦

And then you asked for it, and I listened.

大家的要求我都听进去了

It's a sweater featuring a naughty reindeer with a top hat on because that's what people want.

这是件毛衣 上面有一头戴着大礼帽的调皮驯鹿 这正是人们想要的效果

And on the back there's a cute little tail.

后面还有条可爱的小尾巴

See the tail? You can find these in the Ellen Shop and online.

看到了吗？Ellen Shop和网上都有卖