You took her to a fancy restaurant you had reserved many months before.
你带她去了那间你好几个月前就预订的高级餐厅。
You selected the most expensive wine on the menu and asked her to order whatever she wanted.
你挑了酒单上最贵的红酒，要她随便点什么都行。
While having her $100 steak, she curiously asked if something special had happened today.
当她享用着要价100美元的牛排时，她好奇地问你今天是什么特别的日子。
"I just want to make you happy."
“我只想要让你开心。”
You replied with a gentle smile.
你微笑着回答。

Finally, you took out the little box and carefully gave it to her.
最后，你拿出一个小盒子，小心翼翼地递给她。
Inside was the 3 Carat diamond necklace that you had spent all of your money on.
那是你花光了积蓄买的三克拉钻石项链。
Along with a small request, "Can I put my computer in the living room so I can play on our big TV?"
外加一个卑微的请求：“可以让我把计算机放在客厅，用我们的大电视打游戏吗？”
Of course she was angry.
她当然气炸了。
Because your computer is fxxking ugly and doesn't go with her furniture.
因为你的计算机实在是太TM丑了，和她的家具放在一起很不搭。
Don't try too hard. Just try the Trident.
别瞎忙了。试试Trident系列主机吧！