Oh, listen, let's go a little younger here. Uh, you know I work in an office so I have to spend all day with adults who
听着，咱们年轻态一点Gt|h3S8)~^v。你们知道的，我是在办公室里工作的，所以我不得不整天和成人呆在一起
as you know are not so great. So every once in a while, I like to spend time with kids. Today, I had some questions to ask
你们也知道，他们并不怎么好h;OJ&aUfpHp。所以，我偶尔喜欢和孩子们呆在一起m26a;amEDjVG。今天，我问了一些问题
and the questions weren't terrific but their answers were.
问的问题不咋地，但他们的回答却很棒@vRO!@&YxvLH6!&N79[。
How old do you have to be to drive?
你要多大才能开车？
A mommy. A mommy? Um, 18 and 81. Maybe like 10, 15 12. Um, 65.
妈妈就可以d16onJ!Glnx。妈妈就可以？额，18和81岁T6SB(Efl)!。好像10、15、12岁就可以了=IQIPYzX_z@hXs,jOm。额，65岁S|WqxK^N&VuPQ+lfJ。
Does your mom drive? Yes. Is she 65? Um, Maybe. She'll be delighted to hear that.
你妈妈开车吗？开Om+56a@y02。她65岁了？呃，可能吧vTUrv2Z|&s。她听到了会很高兴的HWyeQUufU.CN5HY&=*。
How old do you have to be to drive a car? 58.
你要多大才能开车？58岁;jHSL+Tq)GSS5v8j2!N。
Yeah. What about 48? Is that old enough do you think? What about 38? Do you think it's old enough to drive?
是啊BNT6Sh%EdRsb。那48岁呢？你觉得这年龄够大吗？38岁呢？你觉得这年龄够大了吧？
What about 68? 68 is good too, yeah. What about 78?
68岁呢？是啊，68岁也可以[#B#C@T.As4&zm*g[6S。那78岁呢？
What about 88? 88 is good, but then there's always 98.
88岁呢？88岁也可以，那么，也就有98岁啊YYc|IQ0g.k7)4IS。
Then there has to be ten-dy-eight. Ten-dy-eight?!
那也就有“ten-dy-eight”（他本应说one hundred and eight）.“Ten-dy-eight”？！
Ten-dy-eight might even be too old to drive.
“Ten-dy-eight”就太老了，不能开车了qrG!TJN0&BqXG.h。
What would you do if you had a million dollars? I would buy a flat-screen TV. That's it? And Amagine.
如果你有一百万美元，你会做什么？我会买一台平板电视Xtim1rC.MJ)Q。一台电视就完了？还有“Amagine”Idy[TfKj#T6。
I would buy, um, like a fun house with bouncy houses and all those fun things in one house.
我会买一个欢乐屋，里面有弹跳屋以及很多好玩的东西.#!,14Wtl,uN。

You'd buy a bouncy house? Would you live in it? Yeah. And I'll do jello inside.
你会买弹跳屋？你会在里面住吗？会啊tf1j&8!.FRSVh_E。我要在里面制作果冻,Z[!H)!KMb&LFz3)P30。
What would you do if you had a million dollars cash?
如果你有一百万现金，你会做什么？
Donate half to charity and um, donate the rest to people who don't have money or clothes.
把一半捐给慈善机构，剩下的捐给那些没钱或没衣服穿的人a[BQI0s~3*R1MI!。
So, half to charity? Yeah. And half to people who don't have money and clothes? Well, I'd save a little bit of money for me but...
那个，一半给慈善机构？是的xJU1VHLh;N8。一半给没钱和没衣服穿的人？呃，我也会给我留点，但是……
To do what with? Uh, like buy food for myself maybe my kids.
用来干嘛？给我自己和我的孩子买食物啊Qg5!8FyPP~vRN3Sg。
You have kids?! How old are they? No, I buy food for my kids and my wife and me.
你有孩子吗？！他们多大了？不是，我给我的孩子、老婆和我买食物zq,.2,UIK]Ge.0^f。
What's your wife's name? Really?!
你老婆叫什么名字？你来真的啊？！
Oh, that's a pretty name. How did you meet "Really"?
哦，这名字不错嘛MmT2_p@n;wq。你是怎么遇到“Really”的？
I don't have kids or a wife. You don't? So you were lying about the wife?
我既没孩子也没老婆M]5+[5=)YDzQ.NP9。你没有？也就是说你谎称自己有老婆了？
What? You were lying when you told me you had a wife.
神马？你谎称你有老婆^m28|4.l^nihO*。
Well, you asked me a question that I... what... You lied.
那个，你问我问题，我……你说谎了G_Xw;TmVcWscq,lZ#I。
Really? Oh, you're calling for your wife? No. Well, you just said "Really".
你在逗我吧？哦，你在喊你老婆啊？不是啊[E%[~Pe,*#&RpZvWW5。那个，你刚刚在喊“Really”啊yhV~u2YP~IeHySrpy;Ex。
You're a funny guy. Really? Yeah. Tell her I said hello. Alright!
你可真逗比！是么？是的nkCM.(oW+naa,]E1Qa。代我向她问好eooN;Q+vNx@yU3]m3Z。好吧！