And now, a special Halloween message from the president.
来自总统的万圣节特别贺词xcjT0rd=6+O-Kse,p。
Ivanka suck your blood. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah!
伊万卡要吸你的血，啊啊啊，啊啊啊！
Good e-e-e-vening, America. It is I, Count Trumpula,
晚上好美国同胞，我是德普拉伯爵，
Wishing you all a very happy Halloween.
希望大家过一个愉快的万圣节Ik_b~P3|nEu,h。
That's right, I said it. Happy Halloween.
没错，我说了万圣节快乐aABk!Of*H#!9c|7BkO。
It's so great to say happy Halloween again.
非常高兴能再说一遍万圣节快乐c~C@@y6n@5EKe=3yX。
The war on ween is over.
天马行空的设想终于结束了OLeytnKpu3K.YWZgF。
I'm here tonight to reach out to the nation's youngest voters, the trick-or-treaters.
今晚，我将与最年轻的投票人对话，那就是小恶作剧者们OK&xOr,#m1i1R&L。
But, first, I'd like to talk about my costume. I'm very proud about it. Isn't it fantastic?
首先，我要先讲一下我的服装，我感到非常骄傲，是不是很好看？
My vampire costume has been a uge success. All day long, people have been yelling at me, "You suck!"
我的吸血鬼服装绝了，一整天人们都在向我叫嚷到，太恶心了l-a&jE(%DMHj#3!yNN&。
Thank you. Let's face it, folks: Dracula's a terrific person.
谢谢，来看看这个朋友们，德拉库拉这个人物太棒了=%2h^kiD8#qs。
He's a great guy. I love his style. He wears a cape, which is basically a giant tie for your back.
他棒极了，我喜欢他的风格，他披着斗篷，整个就是后背大领带一样Ae;-4!yQoRArz(-4U。

Plus, Transylvania is one of our greatest allies.
而且，特兰西瓦尼亚是我们最忠实的盟友,Fefryx%Gha。
And I was able to save the taxpayers money by reusing the cape from my costume last year,
我还省了纳税人的钱，我穿的可是去年的斗篷，
when I was The Count from "Sesame Street."
我当时为“芝麻街”出演了伯爵-K4_F8T-X,Lep13k4Xw。
There were 1 million, 2 million, 3 million people at my inauguration. Ah, ah, ahhh. Ah, ah, ah.
在我的就职典礼上，有100万，200万以及300万人，啊啊啊，啊啊啊jKiK.PvF*G。
Let me tell ya, Halloween is my favorite holiday.
听我说，万圣节是我最喜欢的节日!8yTMGtGks9yR0。
It's the one day a year when no one makes fun of you for being covered in toilet paper.
每年也只有在这一天，脚底板黏手纸没人会嘲笑你]deofy)x,)4uv[。
Plus, it's a day when everyone in the country goes on the same exact diet as me.
而且，所有人会在这一天和我吃同样的食物~S;esJUV7=5ftVo%NB,。
I love Halloween candy, especially Raisinets, which, as we all know, are female raisins.
我喜欢万圣节糖果，特别是Raisinets糖果，我们都知道它是雌性葡萄干Rw!5vR8Z3;Q@QN;,dSU。
I also love candy corn. It's got all the food groups: candy and corn.
我还喜欢玉米糖，它富含所有食物群，糖果和玉米NYz|AY~4fZ|&。
Plus, I eat a bag of Smarties every day, to make myself that much smartier than everyone else.
此外，我每天会吃一袋聪明豆，让我自己看起来比别人聪明Y]Hv,nx|+gM。
Who could that be? Trick or treat! Oh! A ghost.
会是谁？不给糖果就捣蛋！哦，是鬼！
Nice try, Jeff Sessions. I know it's you. Take a Big Mac and happy Halloween.
扮相不错，我知道是你杰夫·塞申斯，给你一个巨无霸，万圣节快乐dLU&l=z.uwz9cDo。
All right. I have to go. I have 47 rallies to go to before the midterms
好了，我要走了，在中期选举之前我还有47场拉票会Ab5e3MJ2[;,%eLrsc3e。
and I gotta get there fast. Happy Halloween! Trick or trea-ea-ea-t!
我要快点了，万圣节快乐，不给糖果就捣蛋！