Now I'd like to share some of my favorite #MyTeacherIsWeird stories from you guys. Here we go.
来和大家分享一些最怪异老师的故事，来听听kqzhyc2KX6xZ9B0kH8v。
This first one is from @ngblaze44. He says my friend and I skipped school one day to go see
第一个来自@ngblaze44，他说我和朋友有一天翘课去
Pedro Martinez pitch for the Red Sox at Fenway Park. Our gym teacher was sitting in the same section.
芬威公园看波士顿红袜队比赛，观看佩卓·马丁尼兹式投球，想不到我们的体操老师和我们坐在同一区vye@W)^7a+]ujrMS。
He saw us and said, Hey boys, I'm home sick. We replied. So are we.
他看到了我们说，伙计们我想家了，我们同样回答道想家了NjhTQ|!963PdxfI。
That's not weird. That's great. We got a deal. Yeah. Yeah, that's a cool teacher.
这不怪异啊，这个很棒，不错不错，老师很酷trHjcOt7FXq&p,p+hHN。
This one is from @marcussilva73. He says Thriller came out when I was in third grade.
这个来自@marcussilva73，他说《颤栗者》发行时我才三年级Du|IxMV%!kPbMduY!Y^。
My teacher learned to moonwalk and if you had a question, he'd moonwalk across the room to your desk.
我的老师学习太空步，如果你有问题，他会通过太空步移到你的桌前Bb0!0zVr|ogzT。
A little weird. This one's from @Matt-Iorio.
有点奇怪，这个来自@Matt-Iorio,7ZU[H-GSHU。
He says a former teacher of mine once answered the phone in the middle of class,
他说之前有一个老师在课堂上接电话，
had a conversation in Russian, and then rushed out of the classroom. He never came back.
而且用俄语交谈，之后冲出了教室，再也没有回来过lC!7Zji)2r。
Wait. What? I have the documents. Meet me in the cafeteria. Your cover is blown.
等一下，我有这份文件，我们在咖啡馆见面，你暴露了XTl2)VV4U@@uS。
This one is from @jmar-dagenius. He says my English teacher had a prosthetic leg
这个来自@jmar-dagenius，他说我英语老师的腿是义肢，
and when kids fell asleep in class, he'd take it off and slam it on their desk to wake them up.
当孩子们在课堂上睡着时，他会把义肢拿下来，放在他们的课桌上叫醒他们pf,&)38r%e85w。
Ohh! Aah! Gosh! What the...?! Come on, shake a leg! Gosh. Gosh.
老天啊，这是啥？来吧，快点吧，老天6Yl#yH^oiGr_oam;AMcz。
Went out on a limb here. Come on.
做点与众不同的，来吧3BGumUCq8yw&Tf。
This one's from @Dougeben090900. Dougie Ben.
这个来自@Dougeben090900，道吉·本h1IzH)s&.P#z。

Dougie Ben. He says in college, our math professor leaned on the ledge of an open,
道吉·本，他说上大学时，数学教授靠在敞开的，
first-floor window while lecturing, and accidentally fell out the window mid-sentence.
一楼窗户的边缘，一边倚靠一边演讲，突然掉下了窗户|)P.qcuM*&+-。
He reappeared through the classroom door minutes later
几分钟后，他从教室门又出来了，
and kept lecturing as though it hadn't even happened.
继续讲课，就跟什么都没发生过一样p~-F2bGJL5y-。
What? Ohh! Twigs. As I was saying, you guys, uh, neon gas is a...
啥？哦哦，小细枝，正如我说的，氖气是...
This one's from @AnpanVero. She says I had a professor whose ex-wife
这个来自@AnpanVero，她说我教授的前妻，
had the same last name as me. Whenever he took attendance
和我的姓氏一样，每当他点名时，
he'd say my name and then say, the demon's last name and hiss at me.
他就会说我的名字，之后说恶魔的姓氏，然后冲我发出嘶嘶声yJU(~QXwQ5I1Rv&Kq8[。
What? You can't....You can't do that.
啥？你不能这么做3v9e_R~|7U。
That's not cool. The demon's last name. The demon's last name. Tssss!
这不好，恶魔的姓氏，恶魔的姓氏，斯斯FjGt1d7x#b|%@sRsSZj。
I wonder why they got a divorce. This last one is from @-lola-bee.
我猜他们是什么原因离婚的，最后一个来自@-lola-bee!O(|HGWDMwq8Q&BR1H。
She says one time I had a Mars bar sitting on my desk.
她说有一次我的桌上放了Mars巧克力棒%S2OBtl#31。
My high school math teacher grabbed it, threw it on the floor,
我的高中数学老师抢了过去，扔到了地上，
stood on it, and yelled, look, a man on Mars!
踩了上去，然后叫到火星人！
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