Ladies and gentlemen, there was a huge, huge upset last night in the presidential primary race in Michigan.
女士们先生们 昨晚密歇根州总统竞选初选投票结果非常的出人意料
Because although he was predicted to come in 20 points behind Hillary,
尽管很多人预测伯尼·桑德斯会比希拉里落后20分
Bernie Sanders won the state giving his campaign a much needed shot in the arm.
伯尼还是赢了密歇根州的支持 这场胜利来的太及时了
Here is a photo of Bernie giving his victory speech.
这里有张照片是伯尼在发表胜利演说
I mean what is that?
这是什么
What is that?
这什么鬼啊
It looks like they just woke Bernie up in the middle of the night.
感觉伯尼像是半夜被人从床上拽起来的一样
Bernie, you won, come out, give a speech, where, in front of the garden shed. It's fine.
伯尼 你赢了 快出来要发表胜利演讲了 在哪做 花园前的树荫下吧 行
But it was a crazy night. And I mean I've got to say.
昨晚真的很疯狂 不得不说
This was the biggest political upset since Gary Hart defeated Walter Mondale in New Hampshire in 1984.
这是继1984年加里·哈特击败了沃尔特·蒙代尔之后最令人意外的政治新闻
Which a fact I definitely knew and did not—it just happen to read online.
这个也是事实——是我偶然在网上看到的
But I mean I've got to say, I have only just moved here.
我想说 我才刚搬来美国 很多事都不清楚
Is every election this unpredictable?
你们的每次选举都这么不可捉摸吗
They said Trump couldn't win and then he started winning.
有人说特朗普不可能赢 现在势头大好
They said Cruz couldn't win, he started winning.
有人说有人说科鲁兹不可能赢 现在势头大好
They said Bernie couldn't win, he started winning.
有人说伯尼不可能赢 现在势头大好
I mean you know what this means, guys, it looks like we're going to have three presidents.
你们知道这意味着什么吧 我们马上要有三个总统了
Really? That's what you want? That's what you want?
不是吧 这就是你们想要的吗 认真的吗
Hard enough with one.
有一个已经够难受了
But last night wasn't just good for Bernie.
昨天晚上不仅对伯尼是个美好的夜晚

It was also a solid night for Donald Trump who skipped the political talk during his victory speech
唐纳德·特朗普昨晚在获胜演说中跳过了政治讲话
and instead took the opportunity to promote some of his Trump brand products.
直接开始推销特朗普品牌的产品
Trump steaks, where are the steaks, do we have steaks?
特朗普牛排 在哪 有吗
We have Trump steaks, these are Trump magazine is out.
我们有特朗普牛排 这是特朗普杂志
I said it is, I thought I read one two days ago.
我两天前还看过
And it's the magazine, it's great.
就这本 挺不错的
Anybody want one? Here, take one.
有人想要吗 拿去
And by the way, the winery, you see the wine.
还有 我的酒庄 酿酒的
And we're very proud of it.
我为这个酒庄感到自豪
We make the finest wine, as good wine as you can get anywhere in the world.
我们生产的是世界上最好的酒 别的哪里都找不到比这个还好的酒了
I mean the only thing I can imagine being worse than Trump 2016 is a bottle of 2016 Trump.
我觉得比2016年的特朗普更可怕的 是2016年的特朗普品牌的酒
Like—Can you imagine?
比如——你能想象吗
Also, also you can tell that it's Trump's winery because they only sell white.
你能看出来这是特朗普酒庄酿造的 因为他们只卖白葡萄酒
Come on. But Trump's winery may not be the most successful.
特朗普的酒庄可能不是最成功的
But Trump's winery does have a very catchy slogan.
但他的标语却足够吸引人
It's make America great again.
叫做 让美国再次伟大
Thank you, one of my own, one of my own, one of my own.
谢谢 这条我自己写的
One state Trump did not win last night is Idaho
特朗普昨天没能赢下爱达荷州的选票
which could be partly due to the fact that the endorsement of Idaho's governor Butch Otter went instead to John Kasich.
原因可能是 爱达荷州州长欧世杰转而支持了约翰·卡西奇
And that Butch Otter endorsement worked. It really did.
然后州长的选票起了作用 真的
It propelled John Kasich all the way to a resounding last place.
他把约翰·卡西奇成功推到了最后一位
I mean no wonder Kasich lost.
难怪卡西奇会输
If someone named Butch Otter endorses a presidential candidate, nobody cares.
如果一个叫欧世杰的人支持一位总统候选人 没人会留意
If somebody named Butch Otter endorses a jug band, now I'm listening.
但如果一个叫欧世杰的人支持一支爵士乐队 那就有意思了
But despite his name, you would think that
除了名字 你可能会觉得
the endorsement of the state's governor is a pretty big deal and it should be.
一位州长的支持对一位候选人来说 影响应该还挺大的
But wait until you see who Butch Otter ran against to become governor.
但我们先看看欧世杰是击败了谁才成为的州长
Welcome to the Idaho Debates.
欢迎来到爱达荷州州长竞选现场
Look at the candidates on the 2014 primary ballot.
看看2014年的州长竞选投票结果吧
Governor Otter wants to kill a wolf.
欧世杰说他想杀狼
I did kill a wolf while its with still on endangered species.
我就杀过狼 那时它还在濒危保护动物名单上
Let's go out there and do our logging, do our mining, and...
让我们一起去伐木 挖矿 去……
You go in there and you use spiritual warfare.
你发起一场属灵的战争
You bind those evil spirits that are behind the—
你跟作恶的人站在一起
with the flood of Jesus, take air superiority and then roll in with your tanks.
耶稣用洪水灭世 而你占据着空中优势 用战车向前推进
Mr. Brown. Blitz Kreeg. Mr. Brown.
布朗先生 闪电般的……布朗先生
Yes, ma'am?
是
The question was about taxes.
我们的问问题是关于征税
And that was a real debate, right.
这场辩论是真实存在的
Is it only me, I'm surprised that the guy in the suit is the one named Butch Otter.
我很惊讶那个穿着西装的人是欧世杰 不止我一个人这么想吧
Like when he was running for governor,
当他竞选州长的时候
you can imagine that Butch Otter was probably like do you think, do you think the name Otter is going to be a problem for me?
我们能想象 他可能会说 你觉得欧世杰这个名字会有影响吗
And then he saw the guy dressed head to toe in leather
然后就看见那个从上到下都穿着皮衣的人
and he's like yeah, I think I'm going to be fine.
说 没事 我觉得我没问题
By the way, that man in the leather, that's Harley Brown.
顺便提一下 穿皮衣的这个人 叫哈利·布朗
You are probably wondering what party he is affiliated with.
你可能会想 他是哪个党派的
And it's the, you don't want to go to that party.
他是你绝对不会想去党派的
I mean we're laughing at the leather dude and the cartoon prospector,
大家可能在笑这个穿皮衣的家伙 还有这位矿工先生
but here's the thing, come on, here's the thing, right,
但事情是这样的
compared to the candidates we have in the republican presidential primary, these guys are looking pretty good.
跟总统竞选中共和党的候选人相比 这些人显得还不错
I mean Harley Brown, do you think you could be president?
哈利·布朗 你觉得你能当上总统吗
I'm about as politically correct as your proverbial turd in a punch bowl.
在政治正确这一点上 没有人能做得比我更好了
He could be the nominee. He really could.
我觉得他应该被提名 真的