Well, kids. Daddy's dead.
好了，孩子们。爸爸死了。
Let me guess. Faking your own death to get out of your Verizon contract?
我来猜一下。制造你的死亡假象，是为了结束Verizon的套餐吧？
That's why you destroy the car? Yeah.
这就是你为什么要毁掉这辆车？是啊。
Isn't that illegal?
这样违法吗？
What are you, a cop?
你是谁，警察吗？

You could've just switched to Sprint.
你只需要换到Sprint就行了。
Their network reliability is within 1% of Verizon, and they save you 50% on most current Verizon rates. Shoot.
他们的网络可靠性仅比Verizon差1%，而且可以为你省下你50%的费用。我去。
Don't let a 1% different cost you twice as much.
不要让那1%的差别，导致你花两倍的价钱。