Behold the bounty of earth.
这些是来自地球的东西
This is the cube of Rubik.
这是一个魔方
This simple puzzle was actually considered unsolvable by the humans.
这个简单的东西，人类竟然认为是无解的。
Did they not have brains?
他们没有大脑吗？
Mmm…simple ones.
恩...他们的大脑比较简单
Now, this was apparently a 21st century torture device.
这是二十一世纪的刑具
How long would they keep them strapped in there?
他们要在里面呆多久？
Sometimes hours at a time. Pretty gruesome.
通常以小时计算。相当可怕。

And over here we have their alphabet. It was called "emoji".
现在我们来看看他们的语言文字。这个叫emoji
A few symbols could express the vast extent of their emotion.
这几个符号可以表达他们很多的情感。
Uh… they had Chia pets, just like we do.
额...他们也会像我们一样，有一些宠物。
And this is the white and gold dress that caused a civil war. This is Scott Baio.
而这件白金色衣服曾引发一场内部战争。这是斯科特·拜奥
But most amazing of all are the Avocados From Mexico.
但最令人吃惊的是来自墨西哥的Avocados
They're always in season so you can enjoy them all year long.
它们四季都有，所以你一整年都可以吃到。
Anybody wanna feed Scott Baio? It's included in the price of admission. No?
有人想要喂一下斯科特·拜奥吗？不用另外付费。没有吗？
I mean, he double dipped. He...he'll regenerate.
他竟然蘸了两次酱。他会重生吧。
No. He won't. He was a Quadmogger. Avocados From Mexico.
不，他不会。他只是一条鱼。墨西哥的Avocados。