Here's what people are talking about. President Trump had a very good day. He's very proud.
这个话题最近谈论的比较多，小特的好日子来了，他现在是自信满满+N5VVwf,jI;K&bx。
Republicans finally passed his tax bill, which means Trump's about to sign his first major piece of legislation.
共和党终于通过了他的税改法案，小特将签署他的首个重大法律条款IvSjmJaYPw。
Yep, his chest was puffed out so far, his tie was actually at normal length.
没错，现在他的肺活量真的是很大，领带的长度不长不短5thMxk13mD@uKkL。
He was like yes, wow, That's actually at my waist. Amazing. Normally, it's down there. I can actually hold water.
太棒了，领带在我的腰部，以前他都是在这里的，我现在可以拿起杯子了~SabHX%^Dt=OLuW。
I can drink water with one hand. I don't feel like tweeting. I'm a new man.
我可以用一只手喝水了，这和发“推特”的感觉不一样，我又重新做人了FpaN]|hRQQUd;]C4~_。
The Trump was very happy. He said we are now pouring rocket fuel into the engine of our economy.
小特高兴坏了，他说我们现在是将火箭燃料注入到经济引擎中|W=W~VALNf2ZI。
If you've ever poured rocket fuel into a regular engine, you know, it ruins the engine, but still I....
如果你从来没有将火箭燃料注入普通引擎当中，那么我告诉你那将让引擎彻底完蛋，但是依然...
There's been a lot of criticism. I read that only 24% of Americans think the GOP tax plan is good.
关于该法案，人们的批评之声此起彼伏，只有24%的美国人为共和党的税改点赞W~m;f8N.(kt6!YwYqQ。
To put that in perspective, the Spice Girls movie got a 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. So...it's... I loved it. I love it.
那么我们可以和“辣妹合唱团”比一比，她们在“烂番茄”网站的点赞率是29%，这个比较太妙了，太妙了MCGCnOBw_!9z@。
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said that the tax plan is an all-out looting of America and a wholesale robbery of the middle class.
国会少数党领袖南希·佩洛西表示，此次税改是在对美国人民实施抢劫，是对中产阶级的剥削u4KtR0-Qm!SX。
which incidentally is also the slogan for Whole Foods. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
但巧合的是，这也是全食超市的口号，真的吗？ 没错没错ZkDWK5)%x2。
It's organic applesauce! 17 dollars? It knows three languages. I'd pay 30 bucks for that.
这是有机苹果酱，17美金吗？ 它通晓三门语言，我会30美金买下fq.bHvZo]vHb6+Ajij。
University of Pennsylvania, which is Trump's alma mater, says the tax bill will add 2.2 trillion dollars to the national debt.
小特的母校宾大表示称，该税改法案将增加22万亿美金的负债]l)nV@m_,sM9F8Z。
Trump was like come on，are you gonna really believe a school that let me graduate? Give me a break, come on. Now all of a sudden...
但小特却说，你们真的相信会有让我毕业的学校吗？ 不要说了，突然...
And people are still talking about this Pentagon UFO program.
人们还在谈论五角大楼的外星人项目]--ua+#QHQp-UkS6。
And Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that she'd have to check with the President to see if he believes in UFOs.
白宫发言人莎拉·桑德斯表示称，她要去找小特证实，看看他是否相信有外星人q4h8~=)_2Lbo96!0v。

But she got her answer when she saw Trump wearing a tinfoil hat that said Make Earth Great Again. And you go... Take me to your leader.
但那天她看到小特戴了一顶锡帽，帽子上写着“让我们的地球崛起吧”，她顿时明白了，带我走吧YYU#J!*0h^9。
Wall-E. Wall-E. Check this out. Google says that some of the years most popular "how to" searches were how to make solar eclipse glasses and how to buy Bitcoin.
《机器人瓦力》《机器人瓦力》，来看看下面的新闻，谷歌总结了近几年搜索最火的“如何”搜索词，其中搜索人数最多的是“如何制作日食眼镜”，以及“如何购买比特币”1*w7%Jh9K4[Bbs*WFa8I。
They also released a least-popular "how to" searches. These are things that basically no one searched for all year.
此次还公布了最不受人待见的“如何”搜索词，这些都是最近几年没人问津的词语_7=&ysREjj.Uq。
They're pretty interesting. I'll show you what I mean. For example, only three people searched for How to find out if Papa John is single.
特别有意思，让我来告诉你，比如只有三个人搜索了“如何知道棒!约翰是不是单身”tm~vrE7c^ISLbSKAp1。
Wow. Only three people. Three people. Only two people searched for How to watch longer ads before YouTube videos. Oh, wow.
天啊，只有三个人，三个人，只有两个人搜索了“如何能找到比Youtube还长的广告”，老天S*;n+%wqX&Aw。
People want to see more before their video. Yeah, I want the ad to be longer, too. And finally, only one person searched for
人们希望看到时间更长的广告，天啊，我也希望广告再长点，之后一个人搜索了，
How to extend my Uber ride so my driver can finish his life story. No, keep talking. I want to hear more.
如何延长我乘坐“Uber”的时间，我希望让司机讲完他的人生故事，不要停，继续讲，我还想听Yheaj9,g^c1h&3r;8a,R。
You guys, we're just five days away from Christmas. That's right, yeah, you can be excited. I'm psyched.
朋友们，距离圣诞只有五天了，躁动起来吧，我太兴奋了qBG1|jrBHMA。
Five days away. But did you see this? Rome's official Christmas tree is being mocked because it lost a lot of its needles.
只有五天了，你们听说了吗？ 罗马的官方圣诞树被嘲弄了，因为它少了许多松针P2.BX;J0g-rqnOt5u。
Did you see the photo? This is real. This is from Rome. Take a look. Oh, boy, yeah.
看照片了吗？ 这是真事，罗马的照片，来看看，老天]vgrjcM=C[5~9。
Yeah. Even Charlie Brown was like what the hell is that? It's a Christmas tree.
没错，就连查理·布朗都要说了，这是什么玩意？ 真是棵圣诞树_qeSNL[-q@。
And, finally, I saw that there's now a NORAD Santa Tracker app, so you can watch Santa travel all over the world on your phone.
最后一条，“NORAD”推出了一个圣诞老人追踪应用，你可以在手机上看到圣诞老人的行踪c3[C_*j+u#K。
Sounds like a great idea until Mrs. Claus sees Santa's been at the same house for over an hour.
听起来不错，但要是嫂子发现圣诞老人在同一栋房子呆了一个多小时，那就不好了Zdeeg7.&s]]HJ。
It's like we were just talking! We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots!
我们就是在聊天，今晚的节目非常精彩，掌声送给紫根合唱团O4.LVO_!)m]8p_@h0i@。