Thanksgiving is tomorrow so enjoy these last few hours of your skinny jeans.

明天就是感恩节了 珍惜这能穿紧身牛仔裤的最后几小时吧（过节长肉）

Of course, Thanksgiving is about spending time with family and taking a moment to appreciate all the blessings in your life.

当然 感恩节要与家人共度时光 并且感谢生命中的所有美好

I'm kidding. It's about food, a lot of food. Everybody has their favorite family recipes but some old recipes just-- there shouldn't be.

我胡扯啦 它其实就是吃 大吃特吃 每个家庭都有自己的家族食谱 不过有一些老掉牙的食谱压根就不该存在

Here's some I found and they shouldn't make anymore.

我找到了几个 人们根本就不该做

And I don't think they do but these are real recipes. This is something called Frozen Cheese Salad.

我觉得它们不应该存在 不过它是真的 这叫冰冻奶酪莎拉

That's a real recipe, Frozen Cheese Salad.

这是真食谱 冰冻奶酪莎拉

I guess you could make this if you don't like your family but don't want to say it out loud.

如果你对你的家人心怀怨恨又不好说出口的话 你可以做这个给他们吃

This recipe puts the sad in salad.

这个食谱真是莎拉的悲剧啊

This next one is carrots, cabbage, and peppers suspended in Jell-O. It's called the Perfection Salad.

下一个是果冻中掺杂着胡萝卜 卷心菜和辣椒 它叫完美沙拉

I beg to differ. And also this is not a salad. I have had a lot of salads in my life.

求你给我换一种 这根本就不是莎拉 我这辈子吃的莎拉多了去了

No one has ever put anything suspended inside of Jell-O.

从来没有人在果冻里面掺东西的

Here's a holiday dish called Shrimp Christmas Tree.

这个节日餐叫做虾米圣诞树

Those shrimps don't deserve that. It's just mean.

这些虾米真可怜 太残忍了

This next dish is called a White Mystery Fruitcake.

下一个是白色神秘水果蛋糕

Here's a tip-- never eat anything with the word "mystery" in it.

告诉你个小妙招 绝对不要吃带有“神秘”两字的东西

This is for someone who wanted fruitcake but with a twist ending.

这人应该是想做个水果蛋糕 但结果却出人意料

If someone offers you this just say, "That looks delicious but I just filled up on Perfection Salad.

如果有人让你吃这个 你就说：这看起来很美味 不过我刚才吃了太多完美沙拉了

Thank you though." And finally, here's something I've shown you before. It's called a Candle Salad.

不过谢谢你啊 最后 这个我以前给大家看过 它叫做蜡烛莎拉

Again not a salad, not a candle. If your family makes this for Thanksgiving it's time to get a new family.

依然不是莎拉 也不是蜡烛 如果你家人在感恩节做了这个 那你该考虑换家人了

OK, take that down. Let's not see that anymore. Let's try to un-see that.

好 赶快切图 再也不想看到它了 我们努力忽视它们吧