感恩节的那些黑暗料理
日期:2017-12-12 06:50

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Thanksgiving is tomorrow so enjoy these last few hours of your skinny jeans.

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明天就是感恩节了 珍惜这能穿紧身牛仔裤的最后几小时吧(过节长肉)

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Of course, Thanksgiving is about spending time with family and taking a moment to appreciate all the blessings in your life.

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当然 感恩节要与家人共度时光 并且感谢生命中的所有美好

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I'm kidding. It's about food, a lot of food. Everybody has their favorite family recipes but some old recipes just-- there shouldn't be.

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我胡扯啦 它其实就是吃 大吃特吃 每个家庭都有自己的家族食谱 不过有一些老掉牙的食谱压根就不该存在

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Here's some I found and they shouldn't make anymore.

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我找到了几个 人们根本就不该做

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And I don't think they do but these are real recipes. This is something called Frozen Cheese Salad.

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我觉得它们不应该存在 不过它是真的 这叫冰冻奶酪莎拉

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That's a real recipe, Frozen Cheese Salad.

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这是真食谱 冰冻奶酪莎拉

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I guess you could make this if you don't like your family but don't want to say it out loud.

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如果你对你的家人心怀怨恨又不好说出口的话 你可以做这个给他们吃

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This recipe puts the sad in salad.

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这个食谱真是莎拉的悲剧啊

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This next one is carrots, cabbage, and peppers suspended in Jell-O. It's called the Perfection Salad.

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下一个是果冻中掺杂着胡萝卜 卷心菜和辣椒 它叫完美沙拉

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I beg to differ. And also this is not a salad. I have had a lot of salads in my life.

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求你给我换一种 这根本就不是莎拉 我这辈子吃的莎拉多了去了

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No one has ever put anything suspended inside of Jell-O.

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从来没有人在果冻里面掺东西的

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Here's a holiday dish called Shrimp Christmas Tree.

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这个节日餐叫做虾米圣诞树

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Those shrimps don't deserve that. It's just mean.

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这些虾米真可怜 太残忍了

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This next dish is called a White Mystery Fruitcake.

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下一个是白色神秘水果蛋糕

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Here's a tip-- never eat anything with the word "mystery" in it.

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告诉你个小妙招 绝对不要吃带有“神秘”两字的东西

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This is for someone who wanted fruitcake but with a twist ending.

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这人应该是想做个水果蛋糕 但结果却出人意料

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If someone offers you this just say, "That looks delicious but I just filled up on Perfection Salad.

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如果有人让你吃这个 你就说:这看起来很美味 不过我刚才吃了太多完美沙拉了

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Thank you though." And finally, here's something I've shown you before. It's called a Candle Salad.

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不过谢谢你啊 最后 这个我以前给大家看过 它叫做蜡烛莎拉

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Again not a salad, not a candle. If your family makes this for Thanksgiving it's time to get a new family.

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依然不是莎拉 也不是蜡烛 如果你家人在感恩节做了这个 那你该考虑换家人了

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OK, take that down. Let's not see that anymore. Let's try to un-see that.

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好 赶快切图 再也不想看到它了 我们努力忽视它们吧

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