Now there's an Instagram account.
Ins上有个账号
It's called Tinder Nightmares, where people post text conversations from Tinder
名字叫 约炮噩梦 上面Po了很多聊天记录
that did not go so great, and these are a few that I found.
有些进行的不是太顺利 这里是我找到的一些
Let's just see the first one.
我们一起看看第一个
It says, "I donut n--know you very whale, but I am down for a pizza that ass."
他说 虽然我对你不是肥肠了解 淡素我超鸡想尿在你屁屁上
Clever. See the next one. "Are you made of part aluminum?" "No."
真够聪明的 看看下一个 你是铝制品吗 并不是
"Oh, I say that because you've got some killer cans."
噢 我这么说是因为看到你有一些杀虫剂罐子
"Oh, my God." See the next one?
噢 我的天 继续下一个

"I'm a married man looking for kinky sex and good conversation. You interested?"
我是个已婚男人 想找聊得来的 玩变态性交的炮友 你有兴趣吗
"Please tell me you're joking." "I'm joking... about the conversation part."
你在开玩笑吗 我是在开玩笑 不用聊得来也行
Do we have time for one more? Andy? Okay. Oh, no, we do, we do.
我们还有时间再看一个吗 安迪 好吧 噢 不 我们还有时间呢 有的
Are you sure? Yeah, we can do one more.
你确定 是的 还可以再看一个
Well, you said no at first. No, we have time.
但是你之前还说没有时间啊 没有 我们有时间
What made you change your mind? We're good. Do one more.
是什么改变了你的想法 我们有时间的 再看一个
But did I waste time by asking you if we had time?
可是我一直问你还有没有时间是不是很浪费时间啊
I feel like we don't have time now because I--
我感觉我们现在没时间了 因为我
You're sure? We're good. Let's do it now. All right, Andy.
你确定 确定 现在就看信息吧 好吧 安迪
You're so good on camera. It says, "Hi there."
你真上镜 这上面说 你好
"Girl, did you just fall from heaven?
小姐 你是刚刚从天上掉下来吗
'cause you look like you've been in a horrible accident."
因为你看起来好像经历了一场可怕的事故
Well... It--it looked like it was going in a--
好吧 这个人是在故意
Took a turn. It was a different way.
说反话吧 走另一种约炮路线
To see more, go to tindernightmares on Instagram.
如果你想看更多内容 请登录Ins去看 约炮噩梦
Of course, you don't have to do that.
当然 如果你有...你就没必要去看了
If you have--Valentine's Day is coming up.
情人节要到啦
There's "Fifty Shades of Grey." That's coming out.
五十度灰要上映了