(单词翻译:单击)
I come down to Chateau Marmont to give one of their dog groomers a well earned break.
今天我来到了马尔蒙庄园，今天的宠物美容师可以歇一歇了。
I'm not great with dogs. This is going to be a nightmare.
我不太擅长伺候宠物。这将会是一场噩梦。
Hi, hi, I'm James Corden. How are you? Nice to meet you. Love to meet you.
你好，我是詹姆斯·柯登，你好吗？见到你很高兴，荣幸。
Do you want to take a break?
你想歇会儿吗？
Well, we have a lot of dogs here. It's up to the boss.
这儿有许多狗。这得老板说了算。
Do you want me to step in? I'm not great with dogs.
你能让我来试试吗？我虽然不太擅长。
It's OK. I want you to do it. You're gonna have fun.
没问题，我想让你来试试，你一定会非常喜欢的。
Great. Well, listen, you take off. Go get a massage. Do whatever you need do.
太好了，您去休息吧，去做个按摩。做什么都行。
Here we go.
来了。
Be very careful when you're going in and out. Hi!
出来进去的时候要小心。你好！
See? And they smell my fear. Yes, he can. Can they?
看见了吗？他们能闻出我害怕了。没错，不是吗？
I don't know that was fear, looks like they're smelling my balls. Hi.
我不知道这是不是害怕，看起来他们正在闻我的蛋蛋，啊啊。
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. This guy is looking at me weird.
孩子们，孩子们，孩子们。这只狗很奇怪地看着我。
This must be what Brad Pitt feels like when he gets home.
布拉德·皮特到家时候的感受应该也是这样。
They need to poo. No, I guess everyone is holding it for you.
他们要便便了。没有，我觉得他们都在为你憋着。
Oh, everyone is holding it in. Yeah. Good work fellas.
都憋着呢，太棒了伙计们，
Oh dear, so just in with the mop. Right? Yeah.
天啊，就用这个拖把吧。是的
Yeah, it's now like the Chateau Marmont.
恩，现在才有点像马尔蒙庄园的味道。
Oh my Goodness me, I think the dogs like you! Yeah? Yeah!
老天，你看这些狗喜欢你。真的吗？真的！
Do you like them yet? Eh.
你喜欢他们吗？恩恩。
You want to hold a dog? Yeah.
你想抱抱它吗？好的。
That's not a dog. That's a hamster.
这不是狗，这是仓鼠。
I mean I've got to be honest, I think you need to raise this barrier.
我跟你讲，你需要提高围栏的高度。
He's the only dog that can do it.
它是唯一能够跳上台子的狗。
Right well, that's one too many.
恩恩，一个就已经很多了。
I'm James. How are you? Nice to meet you, Rosie.
我是詹姆斯，你好吗？很高兴见到你，罗西。
You're looking for something where you can lead the dog around.
你想买一个能够带它四处溜达的东西。
Are you looking for a collar for a dog? Yes, I am. Or is it for your husband?
你是想买一个项圈吗？是的。你是为你丈夫买吗？
So, let's quite, we're looking for a big one, right? Yes.
你想买一个大一点的对吗？是的。
What about one like this? Like a studded....I like that.
这个怎么样？布满装饰钉的...我喜欢这个。
Please, at least try and hide it a little bit. Come on.
天啊，你至少要收敛一些吧，拜托了。
You want to see it on? Let me see.
你想看看效果吗？是的。
Thank you so much. Hey, have a great time.
非常感谢，祝你今天好心情。
I hope your dog enjoys it. See you later.
希望你的狗能喜欢。再见。
A lot of parents ask for extra extra exercise. Okay.
有许多狗主人希望增加狗的运动量。好的。
So we have a dog treadmill. Okay.
所以我们有一个宠物跑步机。好的。
There we go. Oh, wonderful. Keep going, Scout! Scout! Walk! Wow.
继续走，非常好，继续走。非常棒。
Here we go yeah. Oh, good job.
斯考特你太棒了！很棒。
I mean, I would exercise more if every time I made it to the top of the treadmill. I got a snickers.
如果我再上跑步机，我一定多锻炼锻炼。我准备了士力架。
Good boy, James!
真棒詹姆斯！
I have another job for you.
我还有一项任务要给你。
OK. This is, it's a little more harder than what you're doing out here.
好的。这项任务要比你在这里的任务难一些。
Marco's gonna put him in the tub for you.
马可现在要把它放在浴缸里。
Hang on, put him in the tub? What am I gonna do? What? Yeah.
等等，放在浴缸里，那我要做什么？什么？是的。
You rock solid. You got to be strong for this job.
你真硬啊，这份工作需要你有强劲的体魄。
Marco, you need to start working out a little bit. No more messing around.
马可，你需要健身了。不要胡闹了。
OK. So we're on? Yes.
我们开始吗？是的。
He's still not dry. It takes ages, right? Yes.
他还没有干。太长时间了，对吗？是的。
Do you go to keep going with this? Oh, man.
要继续吗？天啊。
Guys, I think Zuma might be done.
伙计，我觉得这回祖玛干净了。
Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you.
你好吗？见到你非常高兴。
Did you have a good one? Thank you so much. Thank you James. I loved it. See you soon, all right.
你今天过得好吗？非常感谢，谢谢你詹姆斯。我很喜欢，后会有期。
Probably not. I doubt I'm ever gonna get a dog. Bye-bye.
可能不会再见了，我怎么可能会养狗。再见。
