柯南脱口秀

That was funny.I went to,I was in finland once for an awards show

真搞笑 我以前去芬兰参加过一个颁奖礼

For some reason that I can't even explain and I didn't know what was happening.

理由我自己都解释不了 我不知道发生了什么

And then there was another time where I was on a German talk show that was sort of like this kind of show

还有一次我去了一个德国脱口秀 跟这个秀差不多

But they all spoke German and I had an ear piece.

但他们都说德语 我得戴着耳机

I would try to make a joke and,then I went and my friend Andy and I tried to buy a goldfish and we lost it.

如果我想讲个笑话 就会是这样 我和我朋友安迪买了一条金鱼 结果弄丢了 耳机里就是这声音

And no laugh.10 minutes later a laugh that's completely out of sync with what I said.

全场一片寂静 然后十分钟后观众笑了 但是和我说的话完全不同步

Wait,that was definitely about what I said 10 minutes ago.

等等 他们一定在笑我十分钟前讲的笑话

I will tell myself when I go to sleep at night,they totally laughed at my joke.

我今晚睡觉时就这样安慰自己 他们真的被我的笑话逗笑了

They were not laughing at me.That was a great honor.Where do you keep the award now?Or did you just leave it on the podium?

他们不是在笑我 那真是很大的荣誉 你现在把奖杯放在哪里 还是说你留在那个讲台上了

I can't take it,I'm too nervous.I'm just going to go.

我太紧张了 这一定很有趣 我得走了

We will take a quick break.Much more with Kristen Stewart after this.Stick around.

稍事休息 下节继续采访克里斯汀·斯图尔特 别走开

词汇解析

1、complete

完全的;十足的

The rebels had taken complete control.

叛乱分子完全控制了局面。

It shows a complete lack of understanding by management.

这表明管理层对此完全不了解。

完整的;全部的;整个的

A complete tenement block was burnt to the ground.

整幢公寓大楼被付之一炬。

The job sheets eventually filled a complete book.

工作指导卡最终装满了整整一个册子。

使齐全;使完整

Children don't complete their set of 20 baby teeth until they are two to three years old.

小孩要到两三岁才会长齐20颗乳牙。

the stickers needed to complete the collection.

集全一整套所需的贴纸

2、definite

明确的;确定的

It's too soon to give a definite answer.

要给出一个明确的答复，现在还为时过早。

Her Royal Highness has definite views about most things.

女王陛下对大多数事情都有明确的观点。

(证据或信息)确凿的，确切的

We didn't have any definite proof.

我们没有任何确实的证据。

If you have any definite news of my husband, please let me know.

如果有我丈夫的确切消息，请一定告诉我。

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