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And then it surprised him when it told other crows and it could point out in a crowd.It was like that dude's cool.That dude's cool.That's the dude.

当它告诉其它乌鸦 并能在一群人中认出他时 他觉得很惊讶 像是 那人很酷 那人很酷 就是那哥们

Then those crows spread the word to even more crows.They're like,that's the man who bullied Jonathan.

然后那些乌鸦告诉了更多的乌鸦 他们说 那就是欺负了乔纳森的人

That doesn't sound crazy because we also recognize other human faces.

听起来也没有那么疯狂 因为我们也能认出别人的脸

That would be teh equivalent of us recognizing an individual crow's face.Like there he is.

那就相当于我们认出了一只乌鸦的脸 它在那呢

That's the one who stole my window sill pie.

是它偷走了我窗台上的派

So don't mess with crows because they're smart and they hold grudges and groups of crows are called murders.

所以不要惹毛乌鸦 因为它们很聪明 会记仇 一群乌鸦就是谋杀犯

You know what groups of people are called?Groups.I'll tell you who else holds a grudge.Crow Zimmerman.

你知道一群人叫什么吗 人群 我告诉你谁还会记仇吧 齐默曼乌鸦

Now I got a grudge against google because I still can't remember my original question.

现在我记仇谷歌了 因为我还是记不起我开始要问的问题了

Google is amazing,but the suggestions are too distracting.How to lose weight?Is that what you're going to ask?

谷歌很棒 但是建议太令人分心了 如何减肥 你要问这个吗

No,hold on.I got this.I was going to ask how to make money fast?That's what other people are asking.

不 等等 我知道 我是要问 如何快速赚钱 别人在问这个问题

No.Wait,how fast?So now I'm donating plasma.Thank you.

不 等等 有多快 现在我在捐血浆了 谢谢

which,by the way,also one way to lose a little weight.Joe looking good.What's your secret?Less blood.

顺便说一句 这也是减肥的好方法 乔 身材不错 有什么秘诀 血更少了

Hey,you guys,so awesome.My name is Joe and I appreciate it.Thank you.

你们真棒 我是乔 谢谢你们 谢谢

词汇解析

1、recognize

认识;认出

The receptionist recognized him at once.

接待员一眼就认出他了。

He did not think she could recognize his car in the snow.

他觉得她在雪天里认不出他的车子。

正式认可;承认;正式接受;赞成

Most doctors appear to recognize homeopathy as a legitimate form of medicine.

大多数医生似乎都接受顺势疗法是一种合理的医疗手段。

France is on the point of recognizing the independence of the Baltic States.

法国即将承认波罗的海诸国的独立。

赞赏，认可（某人的所作所为）

The RAF recognized him as an outstandingly able engineer.

英国皇家空军表彰他是一名非常能干的机械师。

He had the insight to recognize their talents.

他很有眼力，慧眼识英才。

2、original

起初的；最初的；原先的；原来的

The original plan was to hold an indefinite stoppage.

最初的计划是无限期停工。

The inhabitants have voted overwhelmingly to restore the city's original name of Chemnitz.

居民以压倒多数票同意恢复该市原来的名字“开姆尼茨”。

原物；原件；原作；原著；原文

When you have filled in the questionnaire, copy it and send the original to your employer.

填好这份问卷后，复印一份并将原卷交给雇主。

For once the sequel is as good as the original.

续集破天荒地与第一部一样精彩。

新创作的；未发表的；未发行的；未曾演出的

its policy of commissioning original work.

其委托创作新作品的政策

with catchy original songs by Richard Warner.

以及理查德·沃纳最新创作的朗朗上口的歌曲

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