柯南脱口秀

God,is it nice to be here.I'm dealing with a possum problem at the house.

老天 很高兴来到这里 我家最近闹负鼠

Just moved into a new house,me and my wife,we like to go in the yard at night

我和老婆刚刚搬进新家 我们喜欢晚上坐在院子里

and have a little wine and these possums are comfortable.

喝点小酒 那群负鼠把自己当外人

If they could talk,they would be like what the hell are you doing here?

如果他们会说话 他们会说 他们俩在这儿干什么呢

Now growing up,I grew up in an immigrant family

成熟点吧 我在移民家庭长大

and how we handled possums,raccoons,my father would be like,we're going to murder the bastards.

我们要处理负鼠 浣熊 我爸会说 我们要灭掉那帮混蛋

we're going to pour anti-freeze on bologna.What?

我们会在大红肠上倒防冻剂 啥

Woke up in the morning,birds,squirrels raccoons just murdered all over our property.

早上一起床 鸟啊 松鼠啊 浣熊啊 死了一地

Neighbors coming by,have you seen our cat?No,we haven't seen it.Check the yard.

邻居过来问 你看见我们家的猫了吗 没 我们没看到 去院子里找找

My wife,she didn't grow up this way.We got to call the possum police.

我老婆从小不是这么长大的 我们得找负鼠警察

It's a human service.they come over,150 dollars traps,

这是一种人道服务 他们过来 设上150美元的陷阱

Guy tells me,it's 35 dollars extra for the bait.

他们告诉我 诱饵要额外交35美元

I said,what are you useing? he said peanut butter.

我问 你们用什么当诱饵 他说花生酱

词汇解析

1、comfortable

(家具、衣服等)让人舒服的，舒适的

a comfortable fireside chair.

舒适的炉边座椅

Trainers are so comfortable to wear.

便鞋穿着特别舒服。

(人)愉快放松的，舒服的

Lie down on your bed and make yourself comfortable.

躺在床上，身体放松。

She tried to maneuver her body into a more comfortable position.

她试着把身子挪了挪，换了一个较为舒服的姿势。

轻松领先的;易获胜的

By half distance we held a comfortable two-lap lead.

到半程时，我们轻松领先两圈。

He appeared to be heading for a comfortable victory.

看起来他会轻松获胜。

2、extra

额外的;外加的

Police warned motorists to allow extra time to get to work.

警方告诫驾车者出门上班要留出富余时间。

Extra staff have been taken on to cover busy periods.

额外雇用了一些员工来应付繁忙时期。

费用另计的；额外收费的

For foreign orders postage is extra.

国外订单邮费另计。

The price of your meal is extra.

你的餐费另计。

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