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According to a UN study,a UN sutdy that just come out,the happiest country in the world is Switzerland.They're happy,yeah.

据联合国一项新出炉的调查显示 全世界最幸福的国家是瑞士 他们最幸福

When asked why they're so happy,Swiss people couldn't answer because their hands were counting money and their mouths were full of chocolate.

被问及原因时 瑞士人说不上来 因为他们满手都是钱 满嘴都是巧克力

Threw that in here,I don't know why.Cuckoo clock in the background still working hard out here.

我们就那么一说 后面挂了个布谷鸟钟 我在努力博取观众笑声

Hitting all of the major Swiss points.Bobbing and weaving out here.

照顾到各种瑞士元素 看我多努力

Honey boo boo's mother,mama june,let's get that out of the way.People are like oh,take it easy.Slow it down.It's Monday.

甜心波波的妈妈琼恩 先把这个说出来 大家都 别激动啊 慢点 才周一

Honey boo boo's mother mama june announced that she's bisexual.what?

甜心波波的妈妈琼恩宣布自己是双性恋 什么

And then someone explained to her that bisexual doesn't mean someone who loves both Wendy's and Burger King.That's not bisexual,you see.Cuckoo,cuckoo.

然后有人跟她说 双性恋的意思不是既喜欢温蒂汉堡又喜欢汉堡王 这不叫双性恋 布谷 布谷

In England,get this,in England a 102 year old man and a 91 year old woman are set to marry,and become the world's oldest newlyweds ever,oldest,yeah.Yeah,nice.

在英国 一名102岁的男人和一名91岁的女人即将结婚 并将成为世界上最老的一对新婚夫妇 没错 真不错

It's the only wedding where if the groom gets cold feet,they check his pulse.

只有在这场婚礼上 如果新郎脚凉了 大家会检查他的脉搏

Right,it's a very sweet story,and my best wishes to both of them.yes.That covered it up with the lawyers.

嗯 温馨的小故事啊 我恭喜二位 嗯 这下不会有律师来找事了

词汇解析

1、announce

宣布;宣告;公布

He will announce tonight that he is resigning from office.

他将于今晚宣布辞职。

She was planning to announce her engagement to Peter.

她正计划宣布她和彼得订婚一事。

大声宣告，郑重地说（尤指令人不快之事）

Peter announced that he had no intention of wasting his time at any university.

彼得宣称他无意在任何一所大学浪费时间。

I'm having a bath and going to bed, she announced, and left the room.

“我要洗个澡然后上床睡觉，”她大声说完便离开了房间。

（以信件、声音、信号等）通知，告知

The next letter announced the birth of another boy.

下一封信通知又一个男孩出生了。

His entrance was announced by a buzzer connected to the door.

他刚一进去，与门相连的门铃便嗡嗡作响。

2、explain

解释;说明

Not every judge, however, has the ability to explain the law in simple terms.

然而，不是每个法官都能用简单的语言来解释法律。

Don't sign anything until your solicitor has explained the contract to you.

在律师向你解释清楚合同之前，不要签署任何东西。

解释;辩解;说明…的理由

Let me explain, sir.Don't tell me about it. I don't want to know.

您听我解释，先生。”“别跟我说，我不想知道。”

Before she ran away, she left a note explaining her actions.

逃跑前，她留下一张便条解释原委。

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