柯南脱口秀

Thank you.Thank you very much.I live in new york.I got gresh haircut.New york.

谢谢 非常感谢 我住在纽约 刚剪了个头发 纽约

Fresh haircut before the show,before I left.

上节目前剪了个头发 我离开之前

I said to the barber,somewhere between a new jersey wedding D.J and department of homeland security.

我跟理发师说 介于新泽西州婚礼DJ 和国土安全部官员的发型

I'll be honest with you.He nailed it.He did a great job.

我说实话 他搞定了他做得很好

So I want you to be entertained but I want you to feel safe.

我想让你们开心 也想让你们安全

Safety is my priority up here.

安全是我的第一要务

As a volunteer firefighter,I see a lot of things that are unsafe in society.

作为一个志愿消防队员 我在社会上看到了很多不安全的事

I see this father walking around with a baby in pouch attached to the front of his body,

我看着一位父亲走来走去 他的身前挂着一个育儿袋

which is so cocky.which says,look,I get women pregnant,I make them have the baby,then I wear the women as jewelry.

这太炫耀了 意思是 瞧 我让女人怀孕了 我让她生下孩子 我把孩子当首饰一样戴

I say sir,please remove the baby.That's not safe.I'm a volunteer firefighter.

我说先生 请放下孩子 这不安全 我是志愿消防队员

You know,he said to me,I'm an actual firefighter.why don't you get out of my face?

他对我说 我是个真正的消防队员 你别烦我了行吗

I said maybe you don't hear what I said,bro.volunteer firefighter.

我说也许你没听到我说的话 哥们 志愿消防队员

That means I could do your entire job in my spare time.Thank you.

那就是说我业余时间里 能做你的所有工作 谢谢

Then I stopped,dropped and rolled my way out of the conversation.

然后我停了下来 不再跟他继续交谈

Proving that I'm a volunteer firefighter.

证明我是个志愿消防队员

I fly a lot.I don't mind if it's first class on the plane.

我经常坐飞机 我不介意坐的是不是头等舱

I don't want to have to walk through it to get to my seat.I sit in zone three.

我不想走过头等舱 才能到达我的位置 因为我坐在第三区

And when I walk through first class,I see a lot of things that make me angry.

我走过头等舱时 我看到了很多 让我愤怒的事情

They have a lot of extra leg room.eating a five course meal.

他们的腿部空间大得多 吃着五道菜的正餐

Drinking mimosas.I'm not on the plane yet.That's disrespect.

喝着含羞草酒 我还没上飞机呢 这很不尊重

词汇解析

1、entertain

使快乐；给…以娱乐；使有兴趣

games and ideas to entertain children.

带给孩子们快乐的游戏和想法

They were entertained by top singers, dancers and celebrities.

顶级歌手、舞蹈演员和名人们给他们带来娱乐。

招待;款待

I don't like to entertain guests anymore.

我再也不想招待客人了。

You weren't allowed to entertain men in your rooms even with a chaperone.

即使你有监护人陪同，也不允许在房间里招待男性。

考虑，心存，怀有（主意、建议等）

I feel how foolish I am to entertain doubts.

我竟然心存怀疑，真是太愚蠢了。

I wouldn't entertain the idea of such an unsociable job.

我不会考虑从事这种不跟人打交道的工作。

2、pregnant

怀孕的；妊娠的

Lena got pregnant and married.

莉娜怀孕并结婚了。

Tina was pregnant with their first daughter.

蒂娜怀了他们的第一个女儿。

耐人寻味的；意味深长的；心照不宣的

There was a long, pregnant silence.

当时出现了长时间耐人寻味的沉默。

a deceptive peace, pregnant with invisible threats.

一种和平的假象，潜伏着许多无形的威胁

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