中英文本

No Fooling!
不要瞎混!
"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "
“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”
"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.
“你是个处女?”她丈夫吃惊地叫道，
"But you've been married three times. "
“可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”
"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;
“没错，亲爱的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家，他只想看我的身体。
my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;
我的第二任丈夫从事广告业，而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。
and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. "
我的第三任丈夫是位律师，他总是说：“下星期我就回来看你。”

重点讲解

1.wedding night 新婚之夜

例句：Every minute of the wedding night is precious.
春宵一刻值千金。

2.virgin 处女；圣女

例句：The spring of the plains is not a reluctant virgin.
大草原的春天，并不是象一个处女那么娴静文雅。
3.exclaim 惊呼；惊叹；惊叫

例句："Oh," she was about to exclaim, but checked herself and allowed her thoughts to die without expression.
“噢，"她听了简直要惊叫起来，不过她忍住了，没有把自己的想法流露出来。

4.artist 艺术家
例句：The artist showed us a portfolio of her drawings.
艺术家给我们展示了她的绘画代表作品。