Chapter 5 A mad tea-party
第5章 疯狂的茶会
There was a table under a tree outside the house，and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea.A Dormouse was sitting between them，asleep.The three of them were all sitting together at one corner of the table，but the table was large and there were many other seats.Alice sat down in a big chair at one end.
房子外的树下有一张桌子，三月兔和制帽人正在喝茶。有只睡鼠在他们中间，睡着了。他们三个坐在桌子的一角，可桌子实际上很大，还有很多座位。爱丽丝在一头的一把大椅子上坐下来。
"Have some coffee，"the March Hare said in a friendly voice.
“请喝点咖啡吧。”三月兔友好地说。
Alice looked all round the table，but she could only see a teapot."I don't see any coffee，"she said.
爱丽丝看看桌子周围，可只看到一个茶壶。“我没看见有咖啡。”她说。
"There isn't any，"said the March Hare.
“是没有咖啡。”三月兔说。
"Then why did you ask me to have some?"said Alice crossly."It wasn't very polite of you."
“那你为什么让我喝呢？”爱丽丝生气地说。“你没有礼貌。”
"It wasn't very polite of you to sit down.We haven't invited you to tea，"said the March Hare.
“你自己坐下来就很不礼貌。我们没邀请你喝茶。”三月兔说。
"But there are lots of seats，"said Alice.
“但这儿有很多座位。”爱丽丝说。
"Your hair's too long，"said the Hatter，looking at Alice with interest.
“你的头发太长了。”制帽人说，他很感兴趣地看着爱丽丝。
"It's not polite to say things like that，"said Alice.
“说这样的事才没礼貌呢。”爱丽丝说。
The Hatter looked surprised，but he said，"Why is a bird like a desk?"
制帽人看起来很吃惊，但他接着说，“为什么鸟像桌子？”
Alice was pleased.She enjoyed playing wordgames，so she said，"That's an easy question."
爱丽丝高兴起来。她喜欢玩拼字游戏。所以她说，“这个问题很简单。”
"Do you mean you know the answer?"said the March Hare.
“你是说你知道答案？”三月兔说。
"Yes，"said Alice.
“是的，”爱丽丝说。
"Then you must say what you mean，"the March Hare said.
“那你得说你是怎么想的，”三月兔说。
"I do，"Alice said quickly."Well，I mean what I say.And that's the same thing，you know."
“当然，”爱丽丝立刻说：“我说的就是我想的。你该知道，这是一样的。”
"No，it isn't!"said the Hatter."Listen to this.I see what I eat means one thing，but I eat what I see means something very different."
“不，不是！”制帽人说。“听着，我明白我吃什么是一件事，而我吃我看见的是另一回事，这是很不同的。”
Alice did not know what to say to this.So she took some tea and some bread-and-butter while she thought about it.The Dormouse woke up for a minute and then went to sleep again.After a while the Hatter took out his watch，shook it，then looked at it sadly.
爱丽丝对这些不知该说什么好。她一边思考这事儿，一边喝了点茶，吃了点黄油面包。睡鼠醒了一会儿又睡过去了。过了一会儿，制帽人掏出自己的手表，摇晃了一下，很伤心地看了又看。