背诵为王第一册 Unit2:Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork 做作业的指导方针
日期:2007-06-09 22:58

(单词翻译:单击)

2 A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork

My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.
Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide;
Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment;
Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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uideline 指导方针 policy 政策 per 每
assignment 作业 mean 低劣的 snack 小吃 TV guide 电视指南

有关青少年的一则笑话——做作业的指导方针
我的学校有一项针对作业的政策。学生每天晚上做作业的时间不应该超过九十分钟。以下
就是我如何为完成作业而使用这九十分钟的。
花十五分钟找作业;
花十一分钟打电话向同学问作业;
花二十三分 钟抱怨 老师为什么总是那么讨厌,为什么不喜欢我们这些十几岁的孩子;
花八分钟在洗手间里;
花十分钟找小吃;
花七分钟查看电视节目预告;
花六分钟告诉父母,老师从没解释过所布置的作业;

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重点单词
  • kitchenn. 厨房,(全套)炊具,灶间
  • minutesn. 会议记录,(复数)分钟
  • assignmentn. 分配,功课,任务,被指定的(课外)作业;(分派的)