Oh, oh, this isn't weird. This isn't weird at all.
这不诡异，这一点也不诡异。
It's like we're in a dead body car wash.
感觉好像进了死尸洗车机。
I had a nightmare that I had a nightmare like this once.
我曾做过个恶梦，梦到自己梦到这场景。
Just so you know, I'm not allowed to talk about the lawsuit.
先说好哦，根据规定，我不能谈论这次诉讼的事。
Well, I'm not allowed to talk about how I really feel right now.
真巧，我也不能谈论自己此时此刻的真实感受。
Speaking of the lawsuit, you seem well... you know, physically-which is great,
说到这次的诉讼，你看起来没事啊，身上没伤，这挺好的
because the suit said you had a shattered arm and a broken hip.
因为你在讼词里说，你手臂摔断，髋骨骨折。
Oh, yeah, I'm not suing you for my shattered arm and hip. It's-it's for Pierre's.
是啊，我告你们不是为了我自己的手臂和髋骨。受伤的是皮埃尔。
I crushed his little body when I fell.
我摔倒的时候，压坏了他的小身板。

He must have thrown himself under my body to protect my fall.
他肯定是为了保护我，才舍身飞到我身后给我当垫背的。
Dexter, party of one.
《嗜血法医》，这有一个等你料理。
I have to rotate his arm and hold it every 15 minutes to get his full range of motion back.
为了让他恢复关节的正常活动，我每隔15分钟就得旋转他的胳膊，然后扶好固定。
That's what the sling's about. I know he's not alive. Do you?
这悬带就是为了固定，我知道他不是活人。真的吗？
We're very sorry for his injury, but this is absurd.
他受伤了，我们真的非常抱歉，但这也太荒谬了吧。
You can't sue us because your puppet broke.
你不能因为你的木偶坏了就告我们啊。
Yes, I can. This puppet is my livelihood, and he's heavily insured.
当然能，这个木偶是我的谋生之道，而且我给他投了大保。
Great, the puppet has insurance, and we don't. Max!
太棒了，连木偶都有保险，而我们俩活人却没有。麦克斯！
What? You don't have insurance? You have a business but no insurance?
什么？你们俩没有保险吗？你们俩居然有钱做生意，没钱买保险？