(单词翻译:单击)
Jessica, we have to talk, halloween was last week.
杰西卡 我们得聊聊 上周万圣节
you, i think you won halloween. you won halloween. oh my gosh, thank you.
我觉得万圣节装扮你赢了 你赢了 天啊 谢谢
you won halloween because you went dressed as your husband justin timberlake in Nsync and he is your microphone.
你赢了 因为你打扮成你的丈夫贾斯汀·汀布莱克在超级男孩组合时的样子 他是你的麦克风
How did this come together? Was he amused by this. This was his idea, this was all his idea.
你是怎么想的 他被逗乐了吗 这是他的想法 全是他想的
you are going to do this. i was working in new york so i literally was flying back on halloween night.
你要这么来做 我在纽约工作 真的是万圣节当晚才飞回来的
i had missed my flight and the whole crew of all of our friends being the band members were waiting on me to get there i was late,
我错过了航班 扮乐队成员的我们的朋友们都在等着我 我迟到了
so my friend threw my outfit in the car, i went from the airport, i changed in the car.
我朋友把衣服扔到车上 我从机场出发 在车上换了衣服
but i surprised justin because i remember we had that exact jumpsuit that he wore in storage.
但是贾斯汀很惊讶 因为我穿的就是他穿过的同一件衣服
here it is. so we pulled it out. this is him wearing it. and it was the real one.
就是这个 所以我们拿了出来 这是他穿着的样子 这就是那一件
it's for real. it's for real, the real jumpsuit. wow.
真的 同一件连衣裤
the hair, i know, so good. It was absolutely sensational. i will probably not gonna cut and perm it, i don't look as good.
这发型 太棒了 我可能不会剪短烫成这样 看起来不如这样
this was his idea. yeah, his idea.
这是她的想法 是的 他的想法
i just can't imagine my wife's face if i went you know what you should dress as, me.
我如果让我妻子扮成我 我都不知道我妻子会是什么反应
she would divorce me so fast. she would divorce me in a heartbeat.
她会立马和我离婚的 她会毫不犹豫地跟我离婚
what is he, a microphone. he is a microphone.
他是什么 一个话筒。他是一个话筒
it was the hugest costume, it was so funny, he could barely move all night, with this huge thing on his head it was really fun.
那简直是最大的服装 非常搞笑 他整晚都不怎么能动 头上顶个这么大的东西 非常有趣
it was sensational. If we are talking relationships, you are dating the hilarious, maybe the funniest man on the planet, fred armisen,
太棒了 谈论关系的话 你和滑稽的 也许是世上最滑稽的人约会 弗莱德·阿米森
to me it makes you the coolest couple on planet earth.
对我来说 这让你们成为星球上最酷的一对cp
we did go to dan diaz zig's halloween party. who. reggie knows.
我们去了丹·迪亚兹的万圣节派对 谁 雷吉知道
i can't imagine you two arguing, do you argue?
我想象不到你们吵架的样子 你同意吗
yeah, mostly it's like evacuation strategies, because you know, as we know, the world is, you know, evidently falling apart.
多数是为了疏散策略而争吵 因为 你知道 这个世界显然在分崩离析
it is a wrap on everything, right, basically. and it is harrowing.
一切都要结束了 是的 差不多吧 很悲惨的
and i feel like we have very little by way of a plan.
而且我觉得我们没有什么计划
and i find that stressful. and i think it's his problem.
这让我很有压力 我认为是他的问题
and you know, i have no solutions, just complaints because that's my job.
你知道 我没有办法 至少抱怨 这是我的工作
and so i am like, and in fairness he has some thing. he has like a little bag or something that has maybe water.
所以我说 公平地说 他有些东西 他有一个小袋子 里面可能有水
like an earthquake kit. an earthquake kit. like a pair-of-sneakers.
就像一个地震工具箱 是的 就像一个运动鞋
i've been thinking maybe a tank, but i don't want the ammunition or anything, you know, i'm totally reasonable. completely.
我在考虑也许是个坦克 但是我不想弹药什么的 你知道 我很理性的 没毛病
what i want, i just feel like it would check a lot of boxes of concerns that i have.
我想要的是 我感觉它能帮我解决很多问题。
so it would be sort of, it could move, right, and people will get out of the way.
它有点像 它可以动 然后人们就会闪开
and you could have storage in there. and some items.
你可以在里面放一些东西 一些道具
and the concern is, of course, sinkholes because of the weight of the tank but this is what i am after.
当然 需要担心落水洞 因为坦克很重 但是这是我要的东西
nothing would make me happier than you and fred armisen driving down the roads and popping out and being like okay?
没有什么能比你和弗莱德·阿米森在路上开车时突然出来装个比更让我开心的事了
you guys could come. I am totally interested in this. I am.
你们可以来 我对这个很感兴趣 真的
