爆笑 NBA名流读狂损自己的恶毒推文4
日期:2018-12-09 06:21

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You know, NBA players and personalities tend to be very active on Twitter,
大家知道,NBA球员和名流们在推特上往往很活跃,
and while Twitter does give them an opportunity to connect with their fans, it also opens them up to a lot of criticism.
虽然推特给了他们跟粉丝沟通的机会,但也让他们遭受很多的批评6Ucvx0yrlLP]6WKnZz
Some people have no problem tweeting terrible things to celebrities,
有些人动不动就发推对名流们进行刻薄吐槽,
and it can hurt. So tonight, we asked some of the folks working in and around the NBA
这是会带来伤害的CO,XQ#1Wf@^.[W.A88。因此,今晚我们邀请NBA界的一些名人
to read some of the most unpleasant tweets ever written about them for a special NBA edition of Mean Tweets.
来朗读吐槽他们的最恶毒的推文,恶毒推文朗读的NBA特别版X@N)kgPm!!hlJn.M&-=
What's the difference between Ron Artest and Metta World Peace? Nothing. They are both huge pieces of s**t. Whatever man.
罗恩·阿泰斯特和慈世平(罗恩·阿泰斯特是他以前的名字)有啥不同呢?半斤八两^9t=&R|!Mw。他俩都是一大坨翔tN^wvJyS[F%~W-d-。爱咋咋地s[xjZc^BltccB
Has anyone noticed that Chris Paul has Michael Jackson's original nose? Thank you.
有没有人注意到克里斯·保罗的鼻子跟迈克尔·杰克逊没整形前的一样?谢谢xq%v1hE+mBil39bHyuV
Is it me, or does Rajon Rondo look like that Turtle Name Franklin on Nick Jr?
只有我觉得拉简·朗多长得像“Nick Jr”(幼儿频道)里的那只名叫富兰克林的乌龟吗?
Bill Simmons looks like the type of guy who will watch you sleeping.
比尔·西蒙斯是那种会盯着你睡觉的家伙rDq5pk)DiSW^2Fw

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Suck my duck, Matt Barnes. I think you meant to say d**k. If you're gonna talk s**t, spell it right.
给爷跪舔老二,马特·巴恩斯t)%YO*RbfdkAD1J3。我想你是想说老二;fd;8JOMk^9;JV。你要想喷粪,也“喷”对来啊]m2L^!^R|39Sdo[Z*
Bob Costas is a vampire. Mark my words.
鲍勃·科斯塔斯是个吸血鬼ZF,VCGkj1n&3p。记住我说的话NXx@a]30Jlp
Blake Griffin is still ugly as s**t. Oh wow. Who was that from? So...
布雷克·格里芬仍然丑得像坨翔Ik=hwEfZKT69TumL。哦,哇哦ubz,|7tZ!)4~。是谁写的啊?丑又怎样啊……
Andre Iguodala sucks gazelle d**k.
安德烈·伊戈达拉给羚羊跪舔老二去吧mdY!m4p;Ek;G6B+%y[
Remember when Kobe Bryant used to dunk and it wasn't a surprise? Now every time he dunks, it's a big deal. Yeah, I remember that.
还记得科比扣篮是家常便饭的日子吗?如今他扣篮可是件大事=sx78[||)i5(;eh_R。是啊,我还记得7xLw,DQD#H01V22v-
Greg Anthony looks like a young person in costume as a grandfather. Okay.
格雷格·安东尼活像穿成老爷爷样的年轻小伙SC+3Ih.VL,4hQhn。好吧JANwtMFOkx
You in that Buick commercial. You know you don't fit in that Buick. Was that supposed to be mean?
你还为别克打广告%~.3iOkgp6m#。你明明知道那辆别克装不下你!AS(sp!4H|w6_;a@。这也叫恶毒?
Deandre Jordan doesn't look like he knows how to read. Well, I just read that, you f**king idiot.
德安德鲁·乔丹看起来像个文盲Zp^ke-2pBAbO0NHa。是啊,爷刚就读了你的推,你这个大白痴~9oM(&J3s*z

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