(单词翻译:单击)
I was thinking about this today and I was looking at the news and Donald Trump was on the news. And I was thinking,
我今天在想这件事，我本来在看新闻，新闻在讲川普，然后我就想
if you ran for president, I think you... Honestly, I'm not joking, I think you'd have a really good shot.
如果你去竞选总统，我觉得你……说实话，我没开玩笑，我觉得你获胜的几率很大。
No way. I really do.
别逗了。我真这么觉得
I plan on running for some type of law enforcement office. You know, position of sheriff, maybe in 2020.
我打算竞选执法类工作，警长之类的，可能在2020年吧
I got a picture of what sheriff's wear, and I don't see you in this. Oh, I could wear that.
我这里有一张警长穿着的照片，我觉得你不太适合。喔，我可以穿成这样
I could wear that, totally. You don't need to look taller. That's not really...
我完全可以。你不用再看起来更高大吧，这真的不太……
I like that. You'd be comfortable in a hat like this? Of course.
我喜欢那样。你不介意戴这种帽子吗？不介意
Well, I don't know. I think that president would be a great job for you.
嗯，我不知道。我觉得总统这工作很适合你
That's too much work. It is? Too intense for me. Isn't being a sheriff a lot of work?
总统太忙了。是吗？我吃不消的。当警长不也很忙吗？
Yeah, maybe, but you have people that work under you. So, you know, sheriff is just, you know show up, give speeches, say hi to kids, kiss old ladies, kiss babies, go back home.
是啊，或许吧，但有别人在你手下工作，所以你懂的，警长只需要露个脸、发表演讲、跟小朋友打招呼，亲亲老太太、亲亲小宝宝，然后回家
You don't have to put a health care bill together. No, none of that.
你不必制订医疗法案。完全不需要。
No immigration issues to deal with. No. Yeah, yeah, alright. Okay I'll let you off the hook on that one.
也不用处理移民问题。不用。是喔，好的。好吧，我就不纠缠你了。
Do you love clicking buttons and subscribing to things?
你喜欢点击按钮订阅吗？
Then click the button to subscribe my channel and you'll finally be happy.
那就点击按钮订阅我的频道吧 你会找到快乐的
