Thank you so much for being here.

非常感谢大家能来

If I could shout that loud back at you, I would, but I'm only one woman, and you're an entire horde.

如果我能大声对你们喊出这句话 我会的 可是我只是一介女子 你们可是一大群人

That's what you call an audience. It's a horde of audience.

也就是你们所说的观众 是一大群观众

And the weekend is here. And if you're looking for something to do,

周末要来了 如果你想找点事做

I recommend you get caught up on my new show Splitting Up Together.

我建议大家去看我的新节目Splitting Up Together

You can watch it on ABC.com.

可以在ABC.com上看

And I know some of you are thinking, but Ellen, it's going to be 84 degrees this weekend.

我知道有些人会想 可是艾伦 周末可是84华氏度呢

Shouldn't we go outside and enjoy the beautiful weather?

我们不是应该到户外去享受美丽的天气吗？

To that I say, here's what you do.

我觉得 大家应该这么做

You set your thermostats to 84 degrees and you stay inside, and you watch my show.

你们把自己的恒温器调到84华氏度 然后待在室内 看我的节目

That way, you get warm weather and TV. It's the best of both worlds.

这样的话 你们既有好天气 又有电视 两全其美呀

Splitting Up Together airs Tuesday nights on ABC, the same night as Roseanne.

Splitting Up Together周二晚上在ABC播出 跟Roseanne同样的播出时间

Whether you're a Trump supporter or not a Trump supporter, tune in and watch, because this show isn't divisive.

不管你们是否支持特朗普 尽管去看吧 因为这个节目一点都不分裂

It's about something that brings everyone together, divorce.

它里面的内容会把大家连在一起 离婚

Yes. It's called Splitting Up Together because it's about a divorced couple that decide to keep living together for their kids.

没错 节目名字叫Splitting Up Together 因为它是关于离婚夫妇决定为了孩子继续住在一起

It's like when Caitlyn Jenner comes to visit Kris on the Kardashians.

就像卡戴珊一家里面Caitlyn Jenner去看Kris那样

Divorce is something that a lot of people experience.

很多人都经历过离婚

I'm sure a lot of you have experienced divorce.

我相信大家很多人都经历过离婚

My parents were divorced. And according to the tabloids, Portia and I have gotten divorced 12 times.

我父母就离婚了 根据各种小报消息 我和波西娅还离了12次婚

Even the president has gone through several divorces, and he shows no signs of slowing down, so--

就连总统也是几次离异 他还丝毫没有要停下来的节奏 所以

But Splitting Up Together is a comedy. It's very funny.

不过Splitting Up Togethe是个喜剧 很有趣

It stars Jenna Fischer from The Office and Oliver Hudson who was not on The Office,

它邀请了《办公室》（美剧）里的珍娜·费舍尔和没有在《办公室》里的奥利弗·哈德森

but his sister is Kate Hudson, who was in Almost Famous with Frances McDormand who just won the Oscar, so that's impressive.

但是他妹妹凯特·哈德森 与弗朗西丝·麦克多曼德一起出演过《成名之路》 刚刚赢得了奥斯卡奖 很厉害

I hope you all tune in, because I don't ask much of you.

我希望大家都能去看 因为我从来没让你们做过什么事

I only ask that you watch Splitting Up Together, that you watch my other show that I produce, Little Big Shots,

我只是希望大家能去看Splitting Up Together 还想让你们去看我的另一个节目Little Big Shots

that you wear my shoes and clothing, and that you buy my pet toys. That's it.

还想让你们穿着我的衣服和鞋子 让你们买我的宠物玩具 就这些

And download my apps, too. And then--

还有要下载我的软件 然后