(单词翻译:单击)
Uber is trying out a new thing to make their service feel more personal
优步想要让他们的服务能更个性化
Uber want, they want to do what Google does, you know Google
优步想要……他们想要跟谷歌一样，你知道谷歌
tracks everything you do and then you see ads, they want to have their, their APP
会追踪你做的所有事情，然后出现你看到的广告，他们想用他们的APP
keep track of where you go, who you know and what you like that way I guess you can listen to music you prefer
去追踪你去了哪里，你认识谁，还有你喜欢什么，这样的话，我想你可以听你喜欢的音乐
When you get in the car, they'll keep the car at the temperature you like
上车的时候，已经是你喜欢的温度了
They know the addresses that you want to go to and maybe, even you can summon a driver who actually knows you
他们知道你喜欢去的地方，甚至可以叫到真正了解你的司机
See you later. When you need a ride, Uber's got you covered
待会见。当你需要叫车时，优步会收到你的需求
And now, thanks to our new personalized passenger algorithm, Uber knows exactly what you need
现在，多亏了我们全新的个性化算法，让优步知道你真正需要的是什么
Danielle. Mom?! Get in, sweetie, come on
丹尼尔。老妈？！上车，亲爱的，快上车
Introducing Uber Mom, She's always available and she's ready to take her precious cargo anywhere you want to go
为您介绍优步老妈，随时随地，她的爱车准备好载你去想去的地方
It's gonna be 30976 Prospect Avenue
目的地是展望大道30976号
Why? Who lives there? Nobody. Is she Jewish
干嘛去那里？谁住在那？没有人。她是犹太人吗
Hey, babe, it's about time. I'm sorry. Hello, Allison, take good care of my sweet baby
嗨，宝贝，你差点就迟到了。抱歉。你好，艾莉森，照顾好我的宝贝儿子
He likes to sleep with Mr. Wiggles. Mom
他喜欢跟威格斯先生一起睡。妈
You brought your mom
你都把老妈带过来了
Uber Mom, you'll never have sex again
优步老妈，你再也无法啪啪啪了
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