All right? Here we go.
准备好了吗 开始
Good evening. I'm Will Mcavoy. With me tonight, the host of the Late Late Show on CBS, James Corden.
晚上好 我是威尔·麦卡沃伊 今晚的嘉宾是 哥伦比亚电视台《深夜秀》的节目主持人 詹姆斯·柯登
James, thank you for being here.
詹姆斯 感谢你的到来
Oh, thank you for having me.
感谢你的邀请
I want to start out by talking about the current state of late night television.
首先 我想聊聊晚间电视节目的现状
It seems to be flooded with competition more than ever.
似乎现在的竞争越来越激烈了
It's certainly an exciting time.
这是个激动人心的时代
I mean what I have learned is the thing about late night television is that you're watching for the personality.
关于晚间电视节目 我只知道很多人是冲着某个人去得

You know it's the person behind—
就是屏幕后的——
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
Sorry, boss, it's just really heavy.
抱歉 老板 这个太重了
I apologize, James, we've got a new intern starting today.
抱歉 詹姆斯 这是个实习生
That's all right. I'm OK.
没事
Why don't you talk to me about the diversity?
不如我们来聊聊节目的多样性
I think it's exciting. You know Chelsea Handler is about to do something new and Samantha—
好啊 切尔西·韩德勒准备开创一种新的形式 萨曼莎也——
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
Well, I can't hold the boom and my selfie stick.
同时拿着话筒和自拍杆我拿不住
Why do you have a selfie stick?
你拿自拍杆干什么
I don't understand the question.
我听不懂你的问题
Just put the selfie stick down. All right, fine.
把自拍杆放下 好吧
It says here you were born in Grand Rapids, Michigan, you're 48 years old, and you have two kids.
你出生在密歇根的大急流城 现在48岁 有两个孩子 是吗
I do have two kids. I was born in UK.
我是有两个孩子 但我是在英国出生的
Really? Because it says—
真的吗 但这上面写
I'm sorry. Who did this research? I did. It's all wrong.
抱歉 调查谁做的 我 全是错的
No. It says right here: born in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Age 48, kids 2, name Andy Richter.
没有啊 上面写着 出生于密歇根州的大急流城 48岁 有两个小孩 名字是安迪·里查克
I'm not Andy Richter.
我不是安迪·里查克
This is James Corden.
他是詹姆斯·柯登
Really? Wow, looks exactly like Andy Richter.
真的吗 哇 看起来跟安迪·里查克一模一样
I apologize, James.
不好意思啊詹姆斯
It's fine. Honestly don't—
没事 真的 不用——
You've got something on your face.
你脸上有东西
You know what, you are what's wrong with television today.
你知道吗 你就是当今电视业的毒瘤
You. Used to be you had to be skilled and hard working to make at TV, but not anymore.
以前做电视需要经验丰富又努力的人 现在不是了
There are two things in this world that give me an ulcer, Indian food and people like you.
世界上让我感到恶心的东西有两样 印度菜和你这样的人
You know television used to teach, used to inspire
电视节目以前承担着教化人 激励人的作用
but now it's just a competition between who's dumb and who's dumber.
如今却变成了一场争着比谁更煞笔的比赛
I spent four years undergrad, three years in law school
我读了四年大学 在法学院进修三年
and then another 15 years as a prosecutor for the Brooklyn district's attorney office
在布鲁克林街上的律所做了15年的公诉人
before I even thought about stepping foot in a television studio and you?
之后才敢考虑涉足电视业 而你呢
You watched broadcast news on Netflix.
你只会在Netflix看新闻
But TV can be great again.
但电视业可以再次变得伟大
With strong voices who don't need to shout to be heard.
这就有赖于那些不用大声疾呼也能让人们听到的声音
We can make it great again.
我们会让电视业再次伟大
That is our duty.
这就是我们的责任
You said duty.
你说 责任
How can you possibly be so immature?
你怎么会这么傻
You too?
你也是
Duty is pretty funny.
说责任真是太搞笑了