Chris, you have I think one of the best jobs in the world.
克里斯，我觉得你的工作简直是世界上最好的工作之一
Because you get to go to work every day with...let's be honest, the god that is LL Cool J. Yeah. I mean...
你每天都能和——诚实点说，你每天都能和詹姆斯·托德·史密斯一起上班
He's been on the show, I have felt some muscles in my time.
做节目的时候，我偶尔会觉得自己身上还有些肌肉
You know any time I'm in Vegas, I'm the first to a Chip and Dale's show.
每次去拉斯维加斯，我都是第一个跑去看《奇奇和蒂蒂》的
But that guy is chiseled out of stone. It is amazing.
但是酷杰的肌肉真得硬的像是石头上凿下来的一样^Vc=GHo3]0。简直令人惊叹
It has become part of my tour. When people come to visit the site,
这都成了我工作的一部分了)+A^Gte-_dFIR+8。有人来的时候，
I'll say OK, here is the stage. This is LL, come feel his biceps.
我每次都要说，舞台在这里，酷杰在这里，来感受下他的肱二头肌

Oh man, you're ridiculous. Why are you doing this to me? It is hugging a tree.
他就一副“你疯了吧”Zd.IExaTjD_。“你干嘛呢？”的表情.fY[&+9_,2V0k@HorU。那感觉应该就像抱住了一棵树一样46%MemcojNNN6T。
It's crazy. It is hugging a tree. It's crazy. Yeah. It is an amazing thing.
感觉一定很不错AN+@B+T%es%@s1。是像抱住了一棵树，感觉不错t-G9bMf0eao_N。感觉很棒
I think I might do this next time we have a school auction, I'm going to say come squeeze LL Cool J's biceps. Or camp under them for a week.
下次拍卖会的时候，我会说，来按一下酷杰的肌肉6t_l@cUrMXU5H7=#s。或者说我们来在这块肌肉下面露个营吧，我们可以呆上一个星期
You can camp under LL Cool J's arm for a week. It will take like a family of four.
这块肌肉完全可以在这一个星期内为你遮风挡雨TZL4)aCHjMjmt!g9@。一家四口也完全没问题
I know I drive him crazy. But it's so insane. It's just like...
我知道他都快被我搞疯了w*]a22i@E%jly。这些行为有点过分了.,cs(&t#ZTs7_4。
Yeah. I have never felt anything like it. I want to feel it. You must.
我还从来没摸过呢!YTpO(XYhT_,6。我也想摸SYrtY5Yb[M;%w%4zbF。那你得去试试
If you see him, I think he is...I think he is cool with people just going up and touching his arms.
如果你看到他，我想他不会特别在意别人摸他胳膊这种事
If you see him, he's completely cool with it. I say it was OK.
下次你看见他，没关系的，上去摸就是
Just say Chris O'Donnell said it was cool for me to touch your arms. He is a national treasure, and you'd love to, get on.
就说，克里斯·奥唐纳说我可以来摸你的胳膊aIssfLV~|-Pc%Bg[Cg5l。他简直就像国宝一样，想摸就去摸;o[a%W9moDb,8dfQRi[。
Yeah, but really get in there. Don't just brush by it. Really give it both hands.
直接上手去摸A,V!NbvSK#iBs2d9。不要只是轻轻地一扫而过6H=kkz;HvMaB5N(2ELkO。而且要用两只手
It is incredible. It is amazing.
简直难以置信+;7^fq~Vh@6~。太棒了