Charley horse

抽筋

What's matter，Charley horse？

你怎么了，抽筋了？

The accident has left me with permanent lameness.

那次事故让我永远不能直立走路了。

Sorry,I'am late,I couldn't get a cab．

抱歉我迟到了,我打不到车。

What a lame excuse!

这个理由也太牵强了吧，

You can take the subway. and you know it's much faster.

你可以坐地铁呀，你知道那样要快得多。

So，what do you think of this butterlfy tattoo？

你觉得这蝴蝶文身怎么样？

Onc word，lame.

箴言之，实在不怎么样。