It also gets its brain plucked out with tweezers.
它的大脑还会被镊子夹出来呢。
And his last meal was a food pellet? You're a monster.
而它的最后一餐只是一颗饲料？你真是禽兽。
All right, next, we're gonna introduce an anxiety-inducing stimulus, measure your stress levels and see how it affects your problem-solving rate.
好了，接下来，我们要逐步加强紧张焦虑刺激，测量你的应力水平，观察它对你思考能力的影响。
Very well. And good luck-- I'm a pretty laid-back guy.
很好。祝你好运。我可是个处变不惊的人哦。
Ready? Begin.
准备好了吗？开始。
Why'd you pop it?
你为什么要戳破？
I'm sorry, I was aiming for your heart.
对不起，我本来瞄准的是你的心脏。
Look, I know you don't like it, but that's the point of the experiment.
我知道你不喜欢，但这是实验的意义所在。
I need to irritate you to find your optimal anxiety zone.
我需要激怒你，来找到你的最佳焦虑区。
And you said no to tickling, polka music or watching me eat a banana.
而且你不要挠痒痒，波尔卡舞曲，或看我吃香蕉。
Who eats them horizontally? !
谁会横着啃香蕉啊？！
My mother said that's how good girls do it.
我妈说好女孩都是这么吃的。
Perhaps this was a waste of time.
也许这是浪费时间。
Sheldon, you're a remarkable scientist. Just be patient, I'm sure you'll find the breakthrough you've been looking for.
谢尔顿，你是了不起的科学家。耐心一点，我确信你会找到一直寻觅的突破口。
Thank you.
谢谢。

And if you only do solid research instead of making a groundbreaking discovery, what does it matter?
而且如果你只进行可靠研究而不是有开创性的发现，那又有什么关系呢？
Only do solid research? ! Uh...I come to you for help, and you insult me? !
只进行可靠研究？！我来找你帮忙，你却侮辱我？！
I thought the least that you would do would be...-Look, your anxiety levels are right in the zone.
我原以为你至少可以...-看，你的焦虑水平达标了。
Really? Oh, that's fantastic. N-Now, wait, they're dropping. Why are they dropping?
真的吗？真是太好了。慢着，又落下去了。为什么落下去了？
Because you're happy they're elevated. -Oh, that is infuriating!
因为你开心数值提高了。-真是气死我了！
Ooh, look, they went back up again. Terrific. Oh, no, they went back down!
看，又上升了。太好了。不好，又落下去了！