Rachel: That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock?
我受够了，你不敲门就闯进来？
Chandler: I'm sorry!
抱歉！
Rachel: You have no respect for anybody's privacy!
你就不能尊重下别人的隐私？
Chandler: Rachel, wait, wait.
Rachel，慢着，慢着
Rachel: No, you wait! This is ridiculous! How...
不，你慢着，这太荒唐了，你怎么能……
Chandler: Can I just say one thing?
我能说句话吗？
Rachel: What? What? !
什么？
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your...nipular areas.
这块布编的比较松，我还是能看见你的胸。
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. You know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
亲爱的，告诉他们你的病人如何把事想成另一件事，例如电话响时她在洗澡。
Roger: That's pretty much it. But you tell it really well, sweetie.
差不多就这些。但你说得很好，亲爱的。
Phoebe: Yeah...
是啊。
Phoebe: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.
谢谢，快走开我们才能讨论你。
Roger: Okay. I'll miss you.
好吧，我会想念你的。
Phoebe: Oh. Isn't he great?
噢，他很不错吧？
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
他好可爱，也好像很喜欢你。
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet...and so complicated. You know.
我知道，他贴心又猜不透。
Phoebe: And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, you know?
作为一个精神医生，他并不是太神经。
Monica: So, you think you'll do it on his couch?
那你们会在他的椅子上做吗？
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, you know? It's Vinyl.
我不知道…...有点奇怪，椅子是聚乙稀做的。
Rachel: Okaaay. Any of you guys want anything else?
大家还想要别的吗？
Chandler: Oh, yes, could I have one of those.
我可以要一个……？
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
抱歉，卖完了。其他人呢？
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
我是否错过某事？
Chandler: No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.
我看了她的胸部，她现在还很生气。
Ross: You what? What were you doing seeing her boobies.
你干嘛？你看胸脯干什么？
Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
那是意外，我又不是隔着一条街拿着望远镜和甜甜圈。
Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
好吧，好吧，我们能换个话题吗，拜托了！
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
可以，这块儿不是她的胸脯，而是她的胸部。
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Pheebs，我是希望换的更多一些。
Monica: You know I always liked “Bazoombas”, it gives them a Latin spin.
我向来喜欢用“波涛汹涌”这个词，像是来了个拉丁舞转身。
Rachel: Can we, can we drop this already, please?
我们别再谈这个了，可以吗？
Chandler: You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
我不知你为何尴尬，你的胸脯很好看。
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
好看？就这样？手套也很好看。
Chandler: Okaaay, rock, hard place, me.
好吧，石头、坚硬的墙壁、我（进退两难）。
Roger: Haha... You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
哈哈，你真逗，他真的很逗，等笑声停了，我可不想呆在那儿。
Chandler: Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What did you mean by that?
等等，退回到刚才那句话，这位活泼的先生，你是什么意思？
Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues.
你似乎有亲密上的问题。
Roger: You know, that you use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance.
你用你的幽默和人保持距离。
Chandler: Huh?
是吗？
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam.... Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
我才刚认识你，我对你毫无所知，独子？父母在你青春期前离婚？
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
你怎会知道？
Roger: It's textbook.
这非常典型。
Joey: Hey you guys.
各位好！
All: Hey!
好呀！
Joey: You all know my dad,
你们都认识我爸吧？
All: right!
当然！
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
打算在纽约待多久？
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a couple days. I got a job midtown.
几天，我在中城找了份工作。
Mr. Tribbiani: I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. I don't know this one.
我想和儿子同住比来回坐渡轮好。我不认识这个人。
Phoebe: Oh, this is my friend Roger.
他是我朋友Roger。
Roger: Hi!
你好！
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, hey. Good to meet you, Roger.
幸会，Roger。
Roger: You too, Sir.
幸会！
Mr. Tribbiani: What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?
玩布偶的那个怎么了？
Joey: Dad, dad.
爸爸......
Mr. Tribbiani: Oh oh, excuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife?
抱歉，Ross，你的太太呢？
Ross: Uhhhhhhh...
啊……
Mr. Tribbiani: Off for two, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!
连中两个？Chandler，快！说点好笑的！
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now.
我得挂电话了，我也想你，我爱你，但现在很晚了。
Joey: Say hi.
我打个招呼。
Joey: Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and...
妈，我和包西达大夫约了时间……
Joey: Excuse me? Did you know this isn't Ma?
什么？你知道这不是妈吗？
Mr. Tribbiani: Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.
她叫Ronni，是个宠物殡葬业者。
Joey: Sure. So how long you've been...
当然，你和她在一起多久了……
Mr. Tribbiani: Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?
记得小时候我常带你去海军工厂看大船？
Joey: Since then? !
从那时候开始？
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years.
不，才6年。
Mr. Tribbiani: I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know I wasn't always such a terrible guy.
我只想勾起你美好的回忆，这样你就不会觉得我一直是个烂人。
Mr. Tribbiani: What are you doing?
你在干嘛？
Joey: Chopping garlic.
剁大蒜
Mr. Tribbiani: You're not gonna crush it?
你不是把它捣碎吗？
Joey: Hey... You are having an affair, I'm chopping the garlic, it's a wacky world.
喂！你有外遇，我剁大蒜，这世界真古怪。
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe. You have been in love?
Joe，你爱过吗？
Joey:...I don't know.
我不知道。
Mr. Tribbiani: Then you haven't. You're burning your tomatoes
那就是没有，你的番茄快要烧焦了。
Joey: Uh. . You're one to talk.
哼，别想转移话题。
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is...it's with two different women.
Joe，你老爸爱得无法自拔，最糟的是和两个不同的女人。
Joey: Oh man. Please tell me one of them is Ma.
拜托你告诉我其中一个是妈。
Mr. Tribbiani: Of course, course one of them's Ma. What's the matter with you.
当然其中一个是你妈，你是怎么搞的！
Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life.
这就像你某天起床突然发现你爸过着双面生活。
Joey: He's like actually some spy working for the ClA. That'd be cool. This blows!
就像是为中情局工作的间谍，那一定很酷！烂透了！
Monica: Did you think Dad ever cheat on Mom?
你觉得爸爸出过轨吗？
Ross: I don't know, I don't think so. Cause that would involve having sex and I would like to think that our parents don't do that sort of thing.
不知道，我没这么想过，这么想一定包括性行为。我希望我们的父母不做这种事。
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?
我懂，为何父母不能只是父母（这个身份）？为何他们就得成为（有血有肉的）人？
Rachel: Why do they have... Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
为何他们……能别盯着我的胸部看吗？
Chandler: What? What?
什么？什么？
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
那一天你还看得不够吗？
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this.
好啦好啦，我们都是成年人了，此事只有一个解决之道。
Ross: Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
既然你看过她的胸脯，你应该让她看你的小弟弟。
Chandler: You know, I don't see that happening.
你知道这是不可能的。
Rachel: Come on, he's right. Tit for tat.
来吧，他说得对，以牙还牙。
Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my 'tat.'
我不会让你看的。
Monica: Hello?
是Phoebe
Phoebe: It's Phoebe.
你好！
Roger: And Roge.
还有Roge！
Monica: Come on up.
上来吧！
Chandler: Oh, good. Roge is here.
太好了，Roge 也来了。
Joey: What's the matter with Roge?
Roge怎么了？
Chandler: Oh, it's nothing; it's a little thing...I...I hate that guy.
没什么，一点小事……我讨厌那个家伙。
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, you know? Come on, he's not that bad.
干嘛！他是有点儿善于分析，可这是他的工作，别这样嘛，他没那么糟。
Ross: You see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level, that she was a lesbian?
这就是你错误的地方，如果当初我感觉到她是女同性恋者我何必和她结婚呢？
Roger: I dunno. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.
我不知道，或许你想让婚姻失败。
Ross: Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?
为什么…我怎么会……为什么为什么！
Roger: I don't know. Maybe maybe low selfesteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you...
我不知道，或许自信心不足，或许是弥补你让你妹相形见绌的愧疚，或许……
Monica: Waitwait, go back to that sibling thing.
等等，回到那个兄弟姐妹的话题。
Roger: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel like less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
什么？我不知道，想得到你使你的婚姻触礁，好让你妹在父母面前不那么抬不起头。
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
这太荒谬了，她不争气我并未感到自责。
Monica: Oh! So you think I'm a failure!
哦！你认为我不争气？
Phoebe: Isn't he good?
他不错吧？
Ross: Yeah... No no no, that that's not what I was saying...
是的……不不，我不是那个意思。
Monica: You know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
多年来我以为你支持我，但或许你做的一切目的是想巴结爸妈，让他们更心疼你。
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!
喂！我娶女同同性恋者是想让你抬得起头！
Rachel: You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace...and the Weeble's Cruise Ship...
你说得对，你说得太多了，那不只是“威宝娃娃”的问题，还有“威宝玩乐宫”、“威宝巡航艇”。
Rachel:...which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in. And Mom just gave them all away.
上面的救生艇让“威宝娃娃”能摇头晃脑地走进去，偏偏妈妈把他们都给出去了。
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. Come on, Phoebe, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
那滋味不好受，Phoebe我们得去看电影了，我们现在该走了。
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Feel better, Rachel, 'kay?
好的，打起精神来，Rachel。
Roger: Geez, we're gonna be late, sweetie...
我们快来不及好，亲爱的。
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.
今天谢谢了，Mon。
Monica: No problem.
不客气。
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
各位，很高兴再次见到你们。Mon，切记别吃太多饼干，那只是食物，不是爱。
Monica: I Hate that guy!
我讨厌那家伙！
Joey: Good night, you guys.
晚安，各位。
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
瞧，这是我们订的女人。
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
你好，需要帮忙吗？
Ronni: Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.
噢，谢啦。我在等Joey Tribbiani。
Joey: I'm Joey Tribbiani.
我就是Joey Tribbiani。
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, You're so much cuter than your pictures. I...I'm, I'm Ronni.... Cheese Nip?
不是你，是老Joey，天啊，你此照片上帅多了。我是Ronni，来点儿起司饼干(夹子)？
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I could go for a Nip.
乔伊有“栓子”，但我可以来一点。
Ronni: Now, you see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping.
大部份人在宠物过世后，希望它们被化妆成类似长眠的样子。
Ronni: But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like chasing their tail. Or jumping to catch a Frisbee.
但有些人要他们摆出姿势，像追自己的尾巴，跳起接住飞盘。
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Joey，如果我先离世，我希望我的姿势是找钥匙。
Ronni: That's a good one!
这姿势不错。
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
好啊，Joe。
Joey: Dad, Ronni's here.
爸爸，Ronni来了
Mr. Tribbiani: Huh
好啊！
Ronni: Hi. –
嗨！
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, hey!
好啊！
Mr. Tribbiani: Howl, howl, babe! What're you doing here?
宝贝，你来干什么？
Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment; I figured you would need it tomorrow for your meeting. Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
你的假发落在我那儿了，我想你明天开会需要。谢谢。
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
谁想玩Kerplunk？
Ronni: Look, I uh, I shouldn't have come. I got to get go. I'll miss the last train.
我不该来这儿，我该走了，不然就错过最后一班车了。
Mr. Tribbiani: No, no, I don't want you taking that thing this minute.
我不要你坐这么晚的车。
Ronni: Oh, where am I gonna stay, here?
那我要住哪儿？这里？
Joey: Whoahho.
喂喂！
Mr. Tribbiani: We'll go to a hotel.
我们去住饭店。