Chandler: Yes, and we're very excited about it.
是呀，而且我们为此非常兴奋。
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是待在这里吧。今天可真是漫长（不好过）。
Ross: Oh, sure.
是呀，没问题。
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
嘿，Pheebs，你想来帮忙吗？
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
哦，我希望我可以去，但我不想去。
Phoebe: Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art. But your love Oh, your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart, Lalalalala.
爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品。但是你的爱呀，你的爱，你的爱就像一只巨大的鸽子，在我心中排泄。
Ross: I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.
我应该用这些螺杆把支架固定在侧面。
Ross: I have no brackety thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever...and I cannot feel my legs.
我没有支架，没有看到螺杆什么的而且，我的腿麻了。
Joey: I think we've got a bookcase here.
我想我们弄好书架了。
Chandler: It's beautiful thing.
看起来不错。
Joey: What's this?
那是什么？
Chandler: I would have to say that is an Lshaped bracket.
这是什么？我会说那是个L型支架。
Joey: Which goes where?
它应该安在哪里？
Chandler: I have no idea.
我完全没有想法。
Joey: Done with the bookcase.
搞定书架了！
Chandler: All finished.
完工了！
Ross: This was Carol's favorite beer.
这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒。
She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
她总是对着罐子喝，我本该知道的（她是女同）。
Joey: You're gonna start with that stuff, we're outta here.
你要是再开始那些话，我们就走了。

Chandler: Yeah, please don't spoil all this fun.
就是，不要破坏所有这些乐趣。
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question.
问你一个问题。
Joey: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. What did you get?
她得到家具，音响，好电视，你得到了什么？
Ross: You guys.
你们呀。
Chandler: Oh, God!
天呀。
Joey: You got screwed.
你被坑了。
Chandler: Oh, my God!
哦，我的天啊！
Monica: Oh, my God.
哦，我的老天！
Paul: I know. I know. I'm such an idiot.
我知道，我知道，我真是个笨蛋。
Paul: I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.
当她一礼拜见四五次牙医的时候，我本该察觉到的。
Paul: I mean, how clean can teeth get?
我的意思是，牙齿能多干净呀？
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
我哥哥正在经历这种事呢，他糟透了。你是怎么熬过来的？
Paul: I might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. Say her Leg?
我可能会试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西。比如她的 腿？
Paul: That's one way of doing it! Me, I I went for the watch.
那是一种方式！我的话，我 砸了她的表。
Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded my old boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
你真的砸了她的手表？哇哦！我做过的最过分的事情只是剪碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。
Paul: Oh, steer clear of you.
得离你远点。
Monica: That's right.
没错。
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
巴里，对不起，真的对不起。
Rachel: I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other night about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't...It's about me. And I just
我知道你可能认为这都是跟那晚我对你说你穿袜子做爱有关，但不是的，这都是我的问题，我只是