Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? ______1______
Chandler: Okaaay, (Gestures) rock, hard place, me.
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
Chandler: Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What'd you mean by that?
Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. ______________2______________
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam. ...Only child, right? ______________3______________
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Roger: It's textbook.
//1. I mean mittens are nice.
2. You use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance.
3. Parents divorced before you hit puberty.