According to the laws of Newton, time and space are absolute, created by god and beyond discussion
根据牛顿定律，时空是绝对的，它们是由上帝创造的，这是毋庸置疑的
Why is that dog barking so much!? I want to hear this!
为什么那只狗吠得那么厉害！？我想听听你对此的解释！
If Einstein had been a dog
如果爱因斯坦只狗的话（大家都知道爱因斯坦改变了牛顿力学的时空观念，若他本是条狗的话……）