Sometimes he forgets you're a girl and doesn't maintain hygiene standards when you're around.

　　有时候他会忘记你是个女孩子，然后当你在他身边的时候，他并不保持卫生标准。

　　Seriously, farting is never funny and body odour is not cute.

　　说真的，放屁绝不会有趣，汗臭味也不会讨人喜欢。

　　You don't have to worry about not getting a text back.

　　你不必担心不会收到短信回复。

　　Because you don't fancy him, so it doesn't matter if he takes two hours to reply back. Plus you can continuously text him until he replies and it's not crazy.

　　因为你不会迷恋他，所以他两个小时之后回复你也无所谓。此外，你可以不断给他发短信直到他回复你，而这并不疯狂。

　　You know that you would be lost without him.

　　你知道没有他你会不知所措。

　　Because he is not just your best friend, he is your resident dating expert, your honest critic, and your bodyguard.

　　因为对你而言，他不仅仅是最好的朋友，也是固有的约会专家、坦率的评论家以及保镖。

　　Pure unadulterated friendship.

　　纯粹的友谊。