Cats love sleeping on your laptop (especially while you're using it), so why not let them geek out with their own cardboard computer perfect for tearing up the Internet?
小猫咪喜欢在笔记本电脑上睡觉（尤其是在你使用笔记本的时候），那么为什么不让它们去玩自己的纸质版计算机，让它们尽情撕毁“网络”呢？
Cats make the Internet fun one adorable video at a time. So it's about time we give them a treat for all that feel-good feline entertainment.
猫咪曾一度成为网络搞笑视频的主角。为我们带来猫咪的娱乐节目，现在该我们回馈它们了。
Pet owners wanting to keep their kitties happy with a techie theme might want to consider getting them a personal Cat Scratch Laptop made of cardboard.
希望自己的小猫咪从技术主题中取乐的宠物爱好者或许在考虑为猫咪们准备一台由硬纸板做成的猫咪专属抓划计算机。

While the mock laptop doesn't actually connect to the Internet, your cat will be so excited that you're not yelling at him for blocking the screen he'll never know the difference between the printed-out desktop wallpaper and the real deal. (You can slide in new pictures to keep the look fresh.)
虽然这样的模拟计算机并不能真正联网，但是小猫咪将会非常高兴，因为你再也不会因为它挡住屏幕而对它大喊大叫了，它永远也不知道打印的桌面壁纸与真正壁纸之间的区别。（还可以下滑拉出新的图片让屏幕看起来更加清新整洁。）
Measuring 13 inches wide and 11 inches high (330 millimeters by 270 millimeters), it's big enough for a cat to sprawl over, but there's a little more to it than that. Instead of the clickety-clack of keys being pushed by a budding blogger, your cat can scratch up a storm on the panel of corrugated cardboard. Plus the laptop comes with a fuzzy mouse toy plugged in by the tail as a nod to the classic computer mouse.
猫咪专属纸质版计算机13英寸宽，11英寸高（330mm×270mm），足够一只小咪玩耍，但该计算机不止这些。除了能够发出咔哒咔哒声音的键盘之外，小猫咪还可以在瓦楞纸板上兴风作浪。笔记本上还插着一个类似鼠标的绒鼠玩具。
The Cat Scratch Laptop, made from partially or fully recycled paper and cardboard by Cat Playhouse, is a lot cheaper than an electronic version, coming in at $35 from the retailer Suck UK. If you're ordering from the US, it'll cost you an extra $22 shipping and handling.
猫咪专属电脑由猫咪剧场生产，主要由循环利用的纸张和纸板做成，与电子计算机相比，猫咪专属笔记本电脑便宜得多，在Suck UK的零售价格为35美元。如果从美国下订单，则需另外支付22美元运输和处理费用。
But think of all the furniture and real laptops you'll be saving from getting clawed up by bored cats，wondering when you're going to get off of Twitter and give them treats.
但是想想购买猫咪专属计算机之后，电脑和家具将幸免于猫咪的魔爪，你可能就会考虑着暂时从脸谱网上下线而去为猫咪买下这个奖励。