双语笑话 第87期:天生催眠师
日期:2015-06-11 17:53

(单词翻译:单击)

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奶奶:
Nelson, this is your last warning.
小盆友,我再警告你最后一次...
奶奶:
Earl, I can't get Nelson to go to bed. I've tried bribes. I've tried threats. Nothing works.
老公,我管不了小孙孙。这熊孩子死守着电视不睡觉,软硬都不吃。
爷爷:
Nelson, it's time for bed.
乖孙儿,该睡觉觉咯。
孙子:
I'm not sleepy.
不嘛,我还不困。
爷爷:
Not sleepy? Great!! Then I can tell you the complete story of my life. I promise I'll spare no details. Okay. Let's see...It all started...
还不困?好极了!那我就继续给你讲咱这半辈子的故事,我这回保证毫无保留,爷爷小时候哇....
爷爷:
Nelson?
孙儿?孙儿?
孙子:
ZZZZZ...ZZZZ!!!
呼(~ o ~)~zZ,呼(~ o ~)~zZ!
爷爷:
It's gift, I guess.
看我这实力,服了吧?

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