When you're a kid, the thought of spending the whole day in a magical world populated by superheroes and princesses seems like an impossible dream. Then one day you see a flier at the local community college saying Disney is hiring "summer interns" and you think: DREAM COME TRUE.
当你是个小孩的时候，你会有一个在到处都是超级英雄和公主的魔法世界中度过一天的不切实际的梦想。所以当有一天有人问你要不要去迪士尼做一个夏季实习生的时候，你有一种梦想成真的感觉。

That is, until you start working there.
但是在你开始工作后，你会流下悔恨的泪水。
If you thought making a career at a theme park was all singing warthogs and fairy godmothers, think agai n. We talked to a bunch of current and former theme park "cast members" to get the inside scoop on wha t.s like to work in that mystical wonderland. After they were finished, we couldn't look at Mickey the sa me way ever again.
如果你认为在迪士尼工作就是疣猪彭彭和仙女的歌的话，那可真是天真。以下是我们得到的内线消息。从此，我们再也无法直视米老鼠了。
We can make your trip a lot better if you're nice.
如果你对我们态度好，我们也会让你有一个很棒的旅程。
If your mouse ears break/you forgot to secure them when you went on the Tower of Terror/ your $11 cheeseburger was undercooked, tell an employee and be really nice about it. We can probably fix it. Guest satisfaction is actually our main job, so we get a lot of leeway to make you happy.
当你遇到各种麻烦的时候，请对求助的工作人员态度好一点，我们会尽力帮你处理。顾客的满意，是我们不懈的追求。
We get promoted if you give us good feedback
如果你能给我们好的反馈，我们会晋升

So if we DO give your kid a fluffy plush Minion toy because his ice cream cone fell on the ground, take 30 seconds and fill out a comment card. You're not diming us out for giving away free stuff.
当你小孩的冰淇淋掉地上然后哭的时候，我们会给他一个超棒的玩具让他止哭。这个时候，还请你花费30秒填写一张评论表，来认可下我们的行为。
The costumes are hotter than you can possibly imagine.
道具服热死了。
So, yes, actually, I AM hot in here. And no, there's no fan. Thanks for asking.
不要问我穿着道具服热不热了，热死了，里面没有装电风扇。
Character shifts are only 30 minutes long
穿道具服的人三十分钟换一次班
And it's the longest 30 minutes of your life. Put a treadmill in the steam room at your gym and crank it up to about 9. If you can do that for half an hour you MIGHT be able to handle a shift.
这是你人生中最漫长的30分钟。如果你能在蒸汽房里的跑步机上狂跑30分钟，你便能胜任这份工作。

There are strippers who get groped less than Minnie Mouse
脱衣舞女都没有明妮米老鼠被摸得多
Why people think it's funny to grab a giant puppet's crotch is beyond us. But just remember there's just as good a chance that Minnie Mouse is a dude, and "The Crying Game" is probably not one of the movies you came here to relive.
有些人老是去摸巨大人偶的胯部，我们简直无法理解。还好人偶服里的是男人，不然的话，呵呵。
The princess's hair is not real
公主的头发不是真的
But, you know, neither is Donald Trump's, and that didn't ruin "The Apprentice" for you, right?
不要在意这些细节。
We get in free, but never go
我们进来不要门票，但是出去难
If you spent 70 hours a week losing your body weight in sweat at your desk back in the accounting department, would you wanna go there with your time off? No. No, you would not.
我们每周要穿着人偶服工作70个小时，妈妈我变轻了。
We have to point with two fingers
我们必须要用两根手指头来指路
It's cool, though. Who needs benefits when you save 50 percent on souvenir cups and stuffed animals?
虽然没什么关系，但是还请你们不要吝啬一丁点的钱连纪念杯和填充小动物都不肯买。我们能从中获取利益。
Under no circumstances should you EVER eat the turkey legs
在任何情况下都不要吃火鸡腿
They're emu. No, seriously. They're emu.
它们是仿真的，不是真的。
Cinderella is a chain smoker
灰姑娘是个烟鬼
And no, she didn't pick the habit up from her wicked stepsisters. She picked it up in ballet school or dance academy.
这个坏习惯不是从她坏姐姐身上学到的。她是在芭蕾学校或者舞蹈学院学会的。