双语笑话 第32期:Smaller Fish 小鱼
日期:2015-04-01 10:25
(单词翻译:单击)
Smaller Fish
小鱼
Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,
有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。
The waiter brought a dish with two fish,
服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子,
one larger than the other.
其中一条鱼比另外一条来得大。
One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."
当中一位男子跟另外一位说:
The other one said"Ok,"
“别客气,请自行取用呀。”
and helped himself to the larger fish.
另外一位男子说:“好”,
After a tense silence,
于是就帮自己挑了比较大条的鱼 。
the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smaller fish!"
就在一阵气氛紧张的沉默之后,第一位男子就说:“真是的。如果你要我先选,我就会拿比较小条的鱼。”
The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"
另一位男子回答说:“那你在抱怨个什么劲呀?你现在已经拿了呀,不是吗?”