双语笑话 第25期:Heart Transplant心脏移植
日期:2015-03-25 10:15

(单词翻译:单击)

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A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.

有一名男子患有心赃病,被送往医院急诊室。

The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.

医生告诉他,除非他立刻接受心脏移植,否则他就活不成。

Another doctor runs into the room and says,

另外一名,医生跑进急诊室说:

"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one you want.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."

“你真幸运,刚好有两个心脏可移植,所以你要选择你要哪一个心脏。一个是属于律师,另一个是属于社会工作者。”

The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."

这名男子很快响应说:“律师的。”

The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

医生说:“等等!你不想在你做决定之前了解一下他们吗?”

The man says,"I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his .So I will take attorney's!"

这名男子说:“我已经知道够了。大家都知道社会工作者都是流血的(有同情心的)心脏,而律师的心脏可能从来都不曾用过他的。所以我选择律师的心脏。"

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